Personal Narrative: O Ffice Clippuply

O’fficé Clippuply is the name and modeling is the game. I am not your average paper clip, I am fabulous! I model for Clip Supply Co. and I’m on the cover of all their magazines. A few days ago I had the most traumatizing experience of my life. I was eaten by a human baby. My friends have told me the dangers of my job, but I have never believed them. Thank goodness I took that course on human studies back in high school. Now let me take you back to that awe inspiring day. About four days ago I was modeling to be on the front cover of OfficeMax, a well known office supply store. I was having a wonderful shoot with my friend Papier. We both heard some loud footsteps, that sounded like thunder. But trust me this was no thunder, it was ten times worse. IT WAS A HUMAN BABY! Papier, with his lightning fast reflexives had already ran away. Before I could react it had been too late.I had been picked up viciously by the large human and then I entered the first part of the human body.
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This time we entered another slide, tube like thing from the top of it. This time we mixed yet again with other liquids. Once again the watery slimy liquid that I saw in the human wet cave is back. These liquids were from everywhere though, I have a feeling that's where they all go to come together. We are embarking on another journey, this time with everyone. We enter yet another set of tubes. But this time we went our separate ways. All the water that I had mentioned was removed from our cluster. I was also released from my cluster. I had never been so happy in my life. I met up back again with the water and we travel down the tubes. As we’re going down I see a little light, and I thought to myself, “Is this it, have I escaped?”. We went down faster and faster and I cannot believe my eyes, I SAW THE LIGHT. In a matter of seconds I was out. I recall saying, “Thank you paper god! I thought I was a