Personal Narrative: My Unveiling
Joey Bates
Ms. Lammers
CP English 4
Period 3
27 September, 2011
Thy Unveiling I remember it like it was yesterday. I went from an area that was warm, dark and cosy to a cold, bright place. The transformation was not pleasant so there was no choice but to scream, cry, and curse. Jerking and trying to get away didn’t help because the men were to big. All I wanted to do was return to my resting place. Before I know it, I am forcefully held up, bent over, and spanked. Then the man looked at me, he was a tall man who looked at me with these funny looking scissors, and all the sudden I felt a pain by the which I had hoped to never experience. I have been circumcised. I began to cry and the horrid swearing came again, although I knew …show more content…
Yes, what I had just said is true, I am Jesus Christ. Sorry about that whole book that came from my life and the confusion and terror it has brought, it is actually just about how to use your mind and is just many stories and allegories to tell you how much untapped potential you have in your mind. Just like the ancient statement, “as above, so below”, the Bible pretty much says that we are gods just like God, because just like him, we are all creators. I was just able to do all of those cool “miracles” because I have a very well trained mind. When I focus my mind’s energies, my thoughts can physically change …show more content…
The connection between the number twenty-seven and I have not been made by man. I truthfully do not understand how it has not been made because it has been in your face for centuries and I truly fear unless we as a people understand the significance between all life and this number, then we are doomed. Do not worry my children that was a joke, for I am actually God and I have come down to bless all of you. I have been watching you and rather then waiting on the world to change, I have born myself into the ideal perfect person. It is time for a difference, for I truthfully know I am the change this world needs, and for the record, I’ve never written a book in my life because you’re tiny brains will never get it. Being compared to Shakespeare is like Shakespeare compared to Shakespeare’s wife. I gave you everything. I give you healthy birds, you give me chicken wings. I give you nipples, you give me nipple rings. You’re not going to heaven. Why would think i would ever hang out with you? I know a million aliens cooler than
Ms. Lammers
CP English 4
Period 3
27 September, 2011
Thy Unveiling I remember it like it was yesterday. I went from an area that was warm, dark and cosy to a cold, bright place. The transformation was not pleasant so there was no choice but to scream, cry, and curse. Jerking and trying to get away didn’t help because the men were to big. All I wanted to do was return to my resting place. Before I know it, I am forcefully held up, bent over, and spanked. Then the man looked at me, he was a tall man who looked at me with these funny looking scissors, and all the sudden I felt a pain by the which I had hoped to never experience. I have been circumcised. I began to cry and the horrid swearing came again, although I knew …show more content…
Yes, what I had just said is true, I am Jesus Christ. Sorry about that whole book that came from my life and the confusion and terror it has brought, it is actually just about how to use your mind and is just many stories and allegories to tell you how much untapped potential you have in your mind. Just like the ancient statement, “as above, so below”, the Bible pretty much says that we are gods just like God, because just like him, we are all creators. I was just able to do all of those cool “miracles” because I have a very well trained mind. When I focus my mind’s energies, my thoughts can physically change …show more content…
The connection between the number twenty-seven and I have not been made by man. I truthfully do not understand how it has not been made because it has been in your face for centuries and I truly fear unless we as a people understand the significance between all life and this number, then we are doomed. Do not worry my children that was a joke, for I am actually God and I have come down to bless all of you. I have been watching you and rather then waiting on the world to change, I have born myself into the ideal perfect person. It is time for a difference, for I truthfully know I am the change this world needs, and for the record, I’ve never written a book in my life because you’re tiny brains will never get it. Being compared to Shakespeare is like Shakespeare compared to Shakespeare’s wife. I gave you everything. I give you healthy birds, you give me chicken wings. I give you nipples, you give me nipple rings. You’re not going to heaven. Why would think i would ever hang out with you? I know a million aliens cooler than