Personal Narrative: Butthole

I started the experiment by ringing my doorbell. I waited an appropriate amount of time, and rang the doorbell again. This went on for maybe five minutes until the subject answered the door. I introduced myself and asked to come in. The subject was confused, asking “Why are you doing this?”, and having a general air of confusion. She finally let me come in, and I asked her name. She refused to answer this question, but introduced our dogs with the wrong names, then abruptly left to go to her room (her birds were out of the cage and had to be put back in). I waited for about ten to fifteen minutes in the living room, and then went up stairs. I knocked on her door and asked where the restroom was, and she directed me to the right door.
This is when she became more comfortable. When I asked her name again, she answered “Butthole”. I also asked her age, which was 1,000,000. She also had a pet whale and elephant in the basement. She proceeded to sit on the couch upside-down, and roll all over, even on to me. I told her I was not comfortable with that because I hardly knew her. She ignored me. I noticed out piano and asked if she played. She performed for me “The Anthem of her Nation”, which was her rolling up and down the keys with her behind. I asked her to show me to my room, which was our storm room in the basement. The lamp was broken, so she led me to my new room, which was the bathroom. After the tour of wrongly named rooms, she collapsed on the ground. I performed CPR and offered to call an ambulance. She “died”. She rose again and
Many reports of annoyed and frustrated parents, disgruntled teachers, and mischievous younger brothers; much different results from mine. Gracie first reacted with disregard, then confusion. After that brief period, she caught on and began to treat it as a game. Although she seemed relaxed, I believe she was quite uncomfortable, and that the humor and goofiness was a mask. My unusual behavior made her feel awkward and out of place, and therefore she resorted to her usual goofball behavior. I notice this behavior in other environments as well, for example talking to an adult or a classmate she doesn’t know well. Overall, this experiment was a success because the subject was unaware and behaved out of the ordinary to an unusual