Ode To My Sharpner Rhetorical Analysis

Ode to My Sharpener

Oh, Sharpener, so blue and fair,
How well you sharpen.
You make everyone glare
With your metal and your plastic,
Oh, so clear and shiny.
You are so fantastic.

The orange and grey enemy,
You will take on in battle,
To make it sharp and pointy,
To make it gleam.
Oh, Sharpener, how cool you are.
With envy, you make others scream.