Hello. I am the narrator here, now you can make me sound like a generic documentary narrator or you can make me sound like the modern wacky narrators but this isn’t my story.
This is the story of a young, generic pervert’s journey to a woman’s breast but let us not talk about that and begin the story.
Prologue-My Lord, Who Should We Make The Next Guardian?
This is a big mansion, inside that mansion is a room, inside the room is a bed and besides that bed is a PC. On that PC sits our own old man who is wearing a headphone, has a long white beard and long white hair, “JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! WHY THE FUCK DID THAT SON OF A BITCH HAVE A FUCKING SNIPER?! WHY CAN’T I EVER GET A SNIPER?!” Those were quite harsh words for the lord the god himself....
He is playing Fortnite on his PC and just got shot by a sniper. I can relate to that feeling.
Now, the door opens up slowly, *Squeak* *Sigh* There enters a handsome and charming young man with black slicked back hair.
“My Lord, are you done playing?” The young charming man asks to our lord Jesus Christ. I think so the lord didn’t hear this young handsome man.
The handsome man walks up to the lord himself as Jesus Christ was completely concentrated on his game. The handsome man lets out a huge sigh.
The handsome man removes the plug of the PC and the PC turned itself off if that wasn’t obvious. “Na~Na~WAAAAAAAAAA!” The lord begins to cry with and because of that it starts raining.
The handsome man says, “This is what you will get if you keep on playing for a whole 16 days. Now, that’s done and dusted let us discuss some things.”
The lord looks at handsome man and says, “What’s in it for me?”
The handsome man replied with a sigh, “I will buy you the new Sword Art Online game that releases next week.” “REALLY?!” The lord asks the handsome man. “Yes, Yes, Now would you please come with me my lord? We have matters to discuss with the other gods.” The lord nods his...
“Please Michael, turn on my face book messenger.” The lord says to Michael, “Yes, my lord!”
The screen on the TV turns on and windows 10 loads up. Michael enters google chrome and the first thing that appears on the most visited sites is ‘PornTheGay.com’ “Michael, what have you been doing for the last 16 days?” The lord asks Michael.
“L-l-l-l-l-lord m-m-my god, I-I was res-searching on what is gay? Yeah that’s right my lord.” Michael replies to the lord.
“Is that so, so why does the second site say Gay Men For Life dot com? Is it because you were researching on how to get a man too?” The lord asks Michael.
“Y-Yes, my lord. S-Something like that.” Michael replies.
“Just turn on the messenger. I want to chat with my beautiful lady Freya.” The lord the god says to Michael. “YES MY LORD!” Michael quickly turns on the facebook messenger.
As soon as the messenger turned on the first message that Jesus Christ read was ‘Will you be my date for the valentine next year, Freya?’ by Zeus.
“THAT FUCKING THUNDER GOD ZEUS TRYING TO HIT ON MY GIRL FREYA!” The lord types into an invisible keyboard which somehow magically works without explanation, ‘FREYA IS MY GIRL...
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