Moo Man Analysis

Moo Man

Our story begins with a nerd named Eugene, but Eugene wasn't your ordinary nerd. He had a strange obsession. Cows… When I say obsession, I mean an OBSESSION. He had cow sheets, cow blankets,cow alarm clocks,cow clothes,cow bobbleheads, and he LOVED all dairy products,and the worst one of all, a cow named Bessie. At college, Eugene studied genetics and chemistry and was also bullied for being a so called “half breed”. He was hit, cursed at, and every other terrible thing that could happen to a kid. Earlier, I mentioned that Eugene had a cow named Bessie, who he believed understood him more than any human would. Recently Betsie became extremely ill. With Betsie being his only friend, he had to find a cure. He tried to take her to
He asks, “Where did you get your powers?” Not knowing how to answer he says nothing. The alien smacks him. He then squirts milk into the alien's eye. The alien then punches him in the udder. He lets out a cry of agony. He is then escorted to a holding chamber. He is served milk and soup daily. Eugene remembers why he was here to begin with and asks the alien guard where the cows are. He says, “They were experimented on,” after a long pause he adds “and killed.” This made Eugine
A large group of aliens surround Moo Man, unaware of what he is. The aliens speaks to him in a language he is unaware of. Suddenly he transforms back into Eugene and farts. He has Cortona ask the aliens to show him where the bathroom was. They escort him to the restroom, and the aliens wait outside. They hear a rumble. Eugenie had farted. All the aliens run home scared and unable to bear the stench. When Eugene goes outside, the aliens peek out from their houses. They proceed to escort him to a big castle and put him on a throne. The aliens have named him their king! He asks the aliens to bring him a cup of milk. Cortona translates. They bring him a glass of space cow milk. He drinks it and starts to transform. Not into an ordinary cow though. A space cow, as of he already wasnt different enough… They bring him multiple offerings hoping he wouldn't hurt them. He has Cortona explain to them he wouldn't hurt them. Then there's another rumble. This time it's not Eugine, Thank God! It is another space