Once upon a time, there lived a monkey
Who was very sweet, super cute, and funky.
The monkey lived in a very neat house
And was very good friends with a tiny little mouse.
One day, the monkey was walking to town
And bought her groceries and some new gowns.
As she walked back to her home-sweet-home;
She passed a house with a handsome gnome.
Straight away, she knew he was the one,
Whom she has searched since the day she turned twenty-one.
She quickly fell in love with the noble gnome
And no longer did she ever feel lonesome.
But what the poor monkey didn’t know by her own,
Was that the gnome was made entirely from stone.
He couldn’t read,