Manhattan Project Anthropology

As Team Leader of the Deep Freeze Folk, it was my responsibility to organize all of the research pooled together by my Technical Advisor and Systems Engineer and compile it into a presentation that was not only accurate and educational, but a little fun too. This is the last quarter of my undergraduate degree, and along with nearly six years in the Army Reserves and a ton of presentations under my belt, I have found that getting people to laugh helps foster attention and learning. The information our team was able to gather was indeed factual, with former, current, and future NASA missions as our main source of information. However, when it comes to the colonization of a celestial body that is far beyond our current capabilities, it involves
The Manhattan Project that was carried out during World War II by the United States, resulted in the detonation of the first atomic bomb nearly eighty years ago and since then, over two-thousand atomic bombs detonations have been tested across the globe. During that time, an increase of UFO sightings has been reported around the world and that could most certainly be attributed to the interconnectivity of the world through the internet but it could also be intelligent alien life observing our growing capabilities. In the case that we encounter aliens on our trip that have been summoned by our threatening ability to colonize, or the possibility that there is alien life on Europa, we will be bringing weapons. As silly as it sounds, bringing swords would actually be much more efficient than guns and all the ammunition that is required, which translates to weight, and it would also be an excellent source of physical conditioning for our space explorers. Flamethrowers would be efficient at eliminating any hostile alien microbes trying to seep into our spacesuits and phasers, although not currently available, would be extremely useful as peaceful means, potentially lethal, in keeping the peace on our colony (see technical advisor plan for law enforcement/societal concerns). Our best chance at keeping any advanced hostile alien race would be the Magneto Hydrodynamic Explosive Munition (MAHEM) and InterContinental Ballistic Missiles with nuclear warheads. The former being able to shoot liquid metal at insanely high-speeds and efficiency, while the latter has a minimum distance of six-thousand miles and is the biggest ‘boom’ weapon we currently