lee byung-chull

They said in the “Perez” world that we are living in the flesh of the Bitans and the mother of the bitans. Before the bitans and their mother even existed, there was our sun, the Perez named her Hotty. Hotty is the burning hot momma of all the planets in our solar system. Before Hotty had her kids she met this star named Firo. Hotty and Firo fell in love and had 7 kids including Earthia. Firo left Hotty because there was another star who was more hotter than Hotty, so Firo left and Hotty was left alone with her kids so that’s why all the planets surround the sun.
Earthia (the Earth) was the most beautiful kid they had, Earthia attracted a lot of guys and one of them was called Moono. Earthia was pregnant by Moono and Moono went to war with another universe leaving Earthia pregnant. Earthia had her babies when Moono came back, Earthia got too excited that she had a stroke and died. Moono was sad and didn’t know what to do with the kids so he just let them roam on Earthia. There kids were huge mountains called the Bitans.
The youngest Bitan was called, Rocky Mountboa, he was the littlest of them all. All his older brothers were taller and bigger and they would usually battle each other for land. When his oldest brother, Monto Everasto, killed one of their brothers; everybody got heated and just started going to war killing one another. Monto Everasto, was the biggest and the strongest, he was winning the war. Then Rocky Mountboa coming from his home place they called Colorado, traveled to China to reach Monto Everasto who stand strong defeating all the Bitans. When Rocky Mountboa got there, Rocky put up a fight and defeated Monto Everasto. Rocky went back to Colorado and partied hard and overdose creating a row of mountains which they call the Rocky Mountains.
When Moono saw all the mess his kids have done he got really upset and started crying which his tears fell on Earthia forming our oceans. Moono’s tears were some kind of special tears which brought