Lax Speech about unity
Does anybody remember Martin Luther King Jr.’s speech in the 1960s? You know, the words that rang in my head the most was: “I have a dream”. Now he wasn’t just talking about the racism problem that was occurring back then. No.
We were talking about humanity becoming combined as one race. Now a hypothetical question for you all, if Martin Luther King was somehow brought back to life in this period, would think that his proposed dream came true? What would you think he would say about this world?
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I’ll tell you what he would say. He would say something like… [Pause for effect and shrug shoulders] “What the hell his is this!?” that is what I think he’d say [Shift tone to sarcastically serious]. And do you know why I think that ladies and gentlemen. Take a look around this world, look at it closely.
Do you think that man’s dream is finally fulfilled? If so wake up. People suffer in this world every day and do you think those people with deep pockets give a damn? Speaking of deep pockets, have you heard of the new manned space rover designed to explore Mars. Guess how much money NASA is funding for this project… $3.2 Billion dollars!
Now I find this ironic because these guys have the idea of spending billions of dollars on alien hunting while they forget that millions are starving to death in Africa [Shakes head in dismay]. Good job humanity. You’ve earned yourself 5 stars for being ignorant douches.
Now the reason why I’m ranting to you about humanity’s douchebaggery is because of one word Martin Luther King taught me. That word is ‘unity’. I know what most of you might be thinking, “ugh unity…Hah! Gay!” But think about it, wouldn’t it be nice if wars like World War 2, where millions of lives died, and Afghanistan never happen again?
Yep what a world; no wars, no suffering, no famine, no disasters…no school? [Coughs sarcastically] Anyway unity can be achievable; it’s just a matter of time. I just wanted to point out that making ads about
We were talking about humanity becoming combined as one race. Now a hypothetical question for you all, if Martin Luther King was somehow brought back to life in this period, would think that his proposed dream came true? What would you think he would say about this world?
[Wait for audience]
I’ll tell you what he would say. He would say something like… [Pause for effect and shrug shoulders] “What the hell his is this!?” that is what I think he’d say [Shift tone to sarcastically serious]. And do you know why I think that ladies and gentlemen. Take a look around this world, look at it closely.
Do you think that man’s dream is finally fulfilled? If so wake up. People suffer in this world every day and do you think those people with deep pockets give a damn? Speaking of deep pockets, have you heard of the new manned space rover designed to explore Mars. Guess how much money NASA is funding for this project… $3.2 Billion dollars!
Now I find this ironic because these guys have the idea of spending billions of dollars on alien hunting while they forget that millions are starving to death in Africa [Shakes head in dismay]. Good job humanity. You’ve earned yourself 5 stars for being ignorant douches.
Now the reason why I’m ranting to you about humanity’s douchebaggery is because of one word Martin Luther King taught me. That word is ‘unity’. I know what most of you might be thinking, “ugh unity…Hah! Gay!” But think about it, wouldn’t it be nice if wars like World War 2, where millions of lives died, and Afghanistan never happen again?
Yep what a world; no wars, no suffering, no famine, no disasters…no school? [Coughs sarcastically] Anyway unity can be achievable; it’s just a matter of time. I just wanted to point out that making ads about