Julie's Kechen: A Fictional Narrative

INT. JULIE’S KITCHEN – NIGHT
Julie and Andy sit at the kitchen table drinking wine and chatting.
ANDY
Guess what I heard babe?
JULIE
What?
ANDY
Just guess
JULIE
I don’t know just tell me
ANDY
Alright, big fat Steve told me that Danielle is jealous of your tits.
JULIE
She’s jealous of my tits? (Grins)
ANDY
That’s right babe, but gets this she still thinks that her tits are better than yours.
JULIE
She thinks that her sagging tits her better than mines what a dumb broad. ANDY
Yup that’s what she said, but I told big fat Steve how in the hell, does she think her sagging tits are better than Jules, and then he was all like how in the hell do I suppose to know.
JULIE
Hell big fat Steve has better tits then his wife.
ANDY
You are too much, you’re
The officers grab Andy and Julie and handcuff them
JULIE
Look sweetie they’re taking us to jail. (Bust into laugher)
Steve and Danielle watch from their window Andy and Julie arrest.

INT. JULIE’S LIVING ROOM – DAY
Andy and Julie sit on the sofa as Mike interview them
MIKE (O.S.)
So last night you two got arrested.
ANDY
Yea we really showed her asses last night.
MIKE (O.S.)
What exactly did you get arrested for?
ANDY
I don’t know. Do you know babe?
JULIE
No, I totally forgot.
MIKE (O.S.)
Would you say that it would be a safe bet to say that it had something to do with public drunkenness, because for what I can tell you do were pretty drunk. Did you know that Steve and Danielle saw the whole thing from their bedroom window?
JULIE
No I didn’t know.

INT. Danielle’s LIVING ROOM – DAY
Steve and Danielle sit on the sofa as Mike interviews them.
MIKE (O.S.)
So last night was pretty crazy.
DANIELLE
Did you catch it all on tape?
MIKE (O.S.)
Yes

DANIELLE
Great, could you send me a copy; I want to watch it over and over again.
INTERCUT
INT. JULIE’S LIVING ROOM – DAY
MIKE (O.S.)
Julie, did you know that Danielle requested for a copy of tape from the other night?
JULIE
Are you going to give it to