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Jay Z: Why I Like To Pee
I like to pee because peeing is fun. Fun peeing is fun because it's fun to pee. Why is it fun to pee? Because you can get rid of the water in your stomach. Sometimes its yellow. Sometimes it blue. Sometimes its pink. Most of the time its yellow. Even though its supposed to be white. If its yellow you ain't be drinking a lot of water. You gotta be thirstay yo. yo. yo. yo. thirstay. Like Jay Z. Be a playa.
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