I Ll Show You Chicken Monologue

Chicken, yeah I’ll show you chicken. Taking my stroll over to the beautiful girls table. Well you probably heard Scottie’s point of view on her well the book is pretty popular. Anyway this ain't about him this is about me. Wow that sounds very self centered of me to say but this is my story. Either way I just walked over to her and well I did feel something weird almost as if my legs were vibrating and well bad things happened. I almost threw up but I resisted the urge to regurgitate all over the floor and become the laugh of the year. Well luckily no body fluid came out of me. Well, this was a situation I did not enjoy being in I made a noise that sounded something like hello- but that's a lie I am not Scottie I can talk to girls. I simply
Well either way she loved me and I loved her, at least what I thought what love was. Let's fast forward a few days of me talking to her I finally had the nerve to ask her out for dinner, and whatta you know she said no. Hey that ryhmes. Anyway try number two was me at her locker with a freaking bouquet of flowers in my hand and then asking her out. Of course she had to say yes because she could tell that I actually put effort into this or something like that. Well we went out and had a decent time. Why only decent well because it rained, and I mean it poured hard I almost thought it was freaking hail. Either way it was freezing and being the nice-ish guy I am I gave her my jacket. Yeah, how cliche is that? She was grateful while I was freezing to death. When we finished our twenty minute walk turned out the place we were headed was close. Perfect! Either way neither of us wanted to walk back so we strolled on over to a bus stop. After a five minute walk through the very very cold weather, we finally made it to a bust
“Well because I got to be with you.” WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL! She actually is into me. She began to move in on me oddly enough. This was happening she was gonna try to kiss me, yes you heard me right this ain't a typo she tried to kiss me. I moved in on her all my training has paid off. Master television had taught me well. Sorry, Cristian the Author of this story doesn’t know how to kiss a girl so you need to imagine some very descriptive and mushy stuff right here. Well that was the first time my mouth has made contact with a girls mouth without her running away in fear. When I finally opened my eyes fireworks went off… literally. Happy New Year. Well maybe she didn’t kiss me because she was into me but because it was New Year's Day and well you know that tradition. Yes that story has many holes in it because it was not midnight it was only 11:30 and some people were launching fireworks. Wow Cristian really knows nothing about writing romance does he. All fourth wall breaks aside it actually turned out to be a decent night, who am I kidding it was amazing, I had been on this Earth for Fifteen years and I finally got to kiss a girl, and a pretty one