Humorous Wedding Speech: I Am Ales Hero !

I am Ales Hero! I know that I am the strongest and attractive man here. With a few years behind me, I have become wise and handsome. In public I must painstakingly compose myself in the certain manner that we are required to do so. Tonight is a different story! I shall show everyone who I truly am! I am a warrior, a lover, and a leader! Tonight, I will show every man and woman in this room who the real hero is, and that is Ales Hero! This symposium is the best even of the year for us men. The experiences that take place here are like no other. This event is a drinking party where we sip on wine, and do things that we could never imagine doing outside of this place. Out there, we are all so similar and perfect in the publics’ eye. Here we get to be ourselves, compete against one another, see who the real men are, all while having the ability to express love and compassion. This symposium provides liberation from our everyday restraints. The men attending the symposium loved all sorts of different aspects of it. This event allows us to do all kinds of things that we would never consider doing out there in public, unless we wanted to look like a fool that
Me being a bit older and wiser man, I am very interested in mentoring a younger man. Of course we have slaves and women here, but women cannot take on or pass on wisdom. They are nothing more than slaves and women. I can have sex with any woman here if I wanted to, but it doesn’t have any sort of meaning any further than that; it is just sex. I am here to have a truly beneficial relationship, with pure love, where I can better someone and myself. There are a handful of younger men who need to be watched over, learn the ways of a wise man, and become a better man. There is no other older man here that could mentor a younger man better than I can. I am the wisest, strongest, noble, and most heroic of them