Humorous Wedding Speech Essay
Good morning Lois, how are you today?
Oh no that was awfully rude of him. Did he at least say he was going to Bermuda or the Bahamas?
Well in that case, you should be happy he does not come and retrieve you. I hear the oxygen level on mars is pretty bad this time of year.
Well not really, but we could add it to the bill. So other than the trip to mars. How are you feeling?
Well now that is a list, let’s get you comfortable and I will take a listen to your lungs. Then we should have a look at Montana and see if it needs a dressing change.
Not a problem, well then let’s get you hooked to the machine and we will proceed from there.
I do have to say though I will probably have to come back to you once I get everyone else on (3 other patients). Then I will be able to come back and …show more content…
Well I see on your chart that we have not placed plastic tape under your list of allergies. Why don’t we after I get the others on, have a little chat with the charge nurse have her look at your arm and see that the plastic tape is an issue, so that she can contact the doctor to have the allergy placed on the list? You know if something like this happens again, ask for the silk tape and see if that will hold the needles to the nurses liking and not create the scratching that you have been afflicted with.
Now wait a minute I foresee you trying to crochet the cashmere then that will dislodge your needles.
Ok you are on, your running, and, I think I just saw bob walk in through the door. Boy, he is always on time. I am going to go put him on the machine now is there anything else I can grab for you real fast before I leave.
Well of course they have, but the stories will have to wait, till after I get bob on and then joe. I wil be back in a half an hour to start taking care of the wound on your leg
Oh no that was awfully rude of him. Did he at least say he was going to Bermuda or the Bahamas?
Well in that case, you should be happy he does not come and retrieve you. I hear the oxygen level on mars is pretty bad this time of year.
Well not really, but we could add it to the bill. So other than the trip to mars. How are you feeling?
Well now that is a list, let’s get you comfortable and I will take a listen to your lungs. Then we should have a look at Montana and see if it needs a dressing change.
Not a problem, well then let’s get you hooked to the machine and we will proceed from there.
I do have to say though I will probably have to come back to you once I get everyone else on (3 other patients). Then I will be able to come back and …show more content…
Well I see on your chart that we have not placed plastic tape under your list of allergies. Why don’t we after I get the others on, have a little chat with the charge nurse have her look at your arm and see that the plastic tape is an issue, so that she can contact the doctor to have the allergy placed on the list? You know if something like this happens again, ask for the silk tape and see if that will hold the needles to the nurses liking and not create the scratching that you have been afflicted with.
Now wait a minute I foresee you trying to crochet the cashmere then that will dislodge your needles.
Ok you are on, your running, and, I think I just saw bob walk in through the door. Boy, he is always on time. I am going to go put him on the machine now is there anything else I can grab for you real fast before I leave.
Well of course they have, but the stories will have to wait, till after I get bob on and then joe. I wil be back in a half an hour to start taking care of the wound on your leg