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Humorous Wedding Speech: Best Man's Best Friend
I really miss you and I know I’m going to see you soon, but not soon enough. I know that I only have to wait 3 weeks, but that seems so far. On the other hand, are you excited for your birthday? My present to you is going to be funny and I’m pretty sure you're going to absolutely love it. Your present is like separated into 3 parts, a small gift, a medium gift and one large gift. Anyway, hows Green Apple doing? He isn’t going under rocks anymore he is? I think when I saw him he was just laying there, under a rock. And also, how’s Jordan doing? Last I saw she was back in crutches because of volleyball. I don’t really know how to put what we talk about over the phone into a letter. What we talk about is just random stuff. Going back to your

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