How To Pickled Frogs
Our biology class has graduated from fruit to frogs. We were scheduled to do the frog unit in April, but the frog company delivered our victims on January 14. Pickled frogs have a way of disappearing from the storage closet, so today Ms. Keen armed us with knives and told us not to gag.
David Petrakis My Lab Partner is thrilled--anatomy at last. There are lists to memorize. The hopping bone's connected to the jumping bone, the ribbet bone's connected to the fly-catching bone. He seriously talks about wearing one of those doctor masks over his face while we "operate." He thinks it would be good practice.
The room does not smell like apple. It smells like frog juice, a cross between a nursing home and potato salad. The Back Row pays attention.
David Petrakis My Lab Partner is thrilled--anatomy at last. There are lists to memorize. The hopping bone's connected to the jumping bone, the ribbet bone's connected to the fly-catching bone. He seriously talks about wearing one of those doctor masks over his face while we "operate." He thinks it would be good practice.
The room does not smell like apple. It smells like frog juice, a cross between a nursing home and potato salad. The Back Row pays attention.