How Did Descartes Decide To Play Monopoly

After a long period of time discussing what board game to play, the philosophers decide to play monopoly (Karl Marx did not approve). The game was long and brutal like monopoly games usually are, and in the end Descartes wins.
Tony: Dammit! Descartes beat us in the end.
Socrates: is there really any disbelief that Descartes won? Out of all of us he enjoys arithmetic the most. A person that enjoys the misery of numbers will do well, in this game of monopoly.
Descartes: Monopoly has to do as much with luck than numbers. While there was math, yes. The victory was in the dice. I guess god was in my side today.
Karl Marx: Of course god was in your side in this bourgeoisie game!! The audacity of smug capitalist elitists to create this game, where