Holden Caulfield Monologue

Out of the blue today I received a call from Holden Caulfield, and strange enough I had been just thinking recently how I haven’t talked to Holden in quite some time. I won’t lie I was very excited to hear it was Holden Caulfield on the phone; he is such a nice guy. Holden asked me if I was free to go out to see a movie, I loved the movies so I couldn’t resist. Our movie date was at two thirty, I showed up a little late but he didn’t seem to mind. Holden had bought tickets for us to see the Lunts, which was a marvelous movie! At the end of the first half of the movie, Holden and I went into the lobby where I had seen someone that looked quite familiar. I looked carefully and noticed it was George! George is an old friend of mine that I just adore, but we haven’t caught up in a very
He asked me if I would run away with him out West, it was so random and such a crazy idea. I refused multiple times to go out West with him and he took it sort of offensively. Holden has to be insane to think I would drop my life in New York and head out West and get married to him. I mean we are still children and I don’t think he ever stopped to think about what could go wrong with this idea. He said that he would get a job, borrow a car and we would live in a cabin. But what would happen if all that didn’t happen, we would be screwed out there alone. I just kept thinking the whole time how big of a question that was to ask somebody, he can’t just expect me to say yes. I told him his idea was not logical and he insulted me! “You give me a royal pain in the ass, if you want to know the truth.” I lost it when Holden said that and it made me very upset, I even started crying. How could he insult me when he is the one being very selfish and not thinking about my life? I ignored him after that, Holden has totally lost it. I think Holden is completely loony and I want nothing to do with him