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God and Guy
“Lord Lord”
God: Jonathan
Guy 1: Ryan
Guy 2: Manuel

God: Ryan!
Guy 1: Hey, Lord!
God: So how did it go with Manuel? Did you talk to him?
Guy 1: Oh! Well Lord, not exactly.
God: Did you forgive him?
Guy 1: Well, Lord, I was just thinking, why should I forgive him?
God: Because I asked you to?
Guy 1: Well, yeah I know you did Lord, but why?
God: We shouldn’t have to know why. Just that I asked you to do it
Guy 1: That doesn’t make any sense Lord; I mean you don’t understand the situation. Manuel has an attitude problem
God: Ryan, do you believe that I know what it is best for you and for Manuel?
Guy 1: Well yeah Lord
God: Than you’ll do this
Guy 1: But Lord
God: This is no different than when I have asked you to do anything else
Guy 1: Yes this is Lord, this is way different
God: When I asked you to quit your job, you quit
Guy 1: Well, of course Lord, but I didn’t like my job so I was happy to leave. Ya know, this is way different! Okay Lord, you know what, I’ve got an idea, what about we give it a week and I’ll pray about it!
God: Uhh, I’ll give you my answer now
Guy 1: But Lord!
God: Look, Manuel’s coming by here very soon
Guy 1: He’s coming by here?!
God: Yes
Guy 1: Well let’s go! (Starts pushing God like he wants to leave)
God: Now’s your chance to talk to him, I want you to forgive him (Pushes him the other way)
Guy 1: But Lord you don’t understand! (Turns around and Guy 2 runs right into him)
Guy 2: Hey!!
Guy 1: Hey!
Guy 2: Manuel! Hi! It’s been like two weeks since we’ve hung out!
Guy 1: Yeah! Oh, it has!
Guy 2: We should totally get together this week!
Guy 1: Wow, I can’t do that, I am so busy!
Guy 2: Oh!
Guy 1: Yeah!
Guy 2: Well, how about next week?
Guy 1: Well, you know, actually I don’t think it’s going to happen for a while
Guy 2: Oh, well, is everything okay?
Guy 1: Oh yeah, everything’s great!
Guy 2: Uh huh, alright umm I guess I’ll just umm see you later then… (Exits stage)
Guy 1: Bye!
Guy 1: Lord did you
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