Eulogy From Gwendelon's 'Humorous Wedding'

Ladies and gentlemen I thank you all kindly for coming to the joyous union of my dear daughter Gwendelon and my nephew Ernest as well as the unification of my nephew Algernon and the affluent Cecily. I have never been more excited to have a gathering of this magnitude in light of the recent revolutionary antics. Although that is a crisis for another time I suppose.

To the ever lovely Gwendelon I have the utmost confidence in your future relationship with Mr. Worthing. Or is it Moncrieff now? The whole debacle was quite a loop, though I must say it made quiet a honest man out of Ernest. I know that Ernest will be a extraordinarily ordinary husband. A lady such as yourself should always strive to stay particularly ordinary in all aspects. As for you Ernest, my boy you embody a perfect gentleman. Never forgotten your goals, even if there needs to be a slight bit of exaction, are always reached.

Cecily my dear child you are in for nothing less than an adventure with my nephew Algernon. He always knows how to experience the finer things in life, even when his wallet is less than pleased. I pray you learn to cook almost as
It is a shame that Mr. Bunbury couldn’t be here on this joyous day. I suppose his dear friend Algernon would have loved if could have lived to see this day. Although I must say that it was quite courteous of him to have made his mind up on death so abruptly. There is no doubt that my nephews will make fine husbands. My daughter Gwendelon shall be more than an suitable wife. As for Ms. Cardew, to whom I have not know for very long, her riches lay far beyond her striking beauty. So far infact that my nephew Algy will have the pick of not one but three dwellings. This is such a joyus occasion of love. You should always remember to love each other, but not so much so that it is obvious to anyone other than