dont get me started on spiders

Don’t get me started on spiders. I absolutely hate spiders. In the whole wide world there as nothing other than spiders that I hate the most (apart from cockroaches a course). Spiders terrify me just by looking at them from a distance. They are these horrible, hairy bloodsucking creatures. Despite being a huge animal lover (meaning that I like mainly dogs, cats, etc.) I never have or ever will like spiders. They just make my skin crawl every time I see them. I could even be a pitch black in a room but I can feel the presence of an unwanted horrible animal. One day while I was at home I couldn’t believe it when I found a massive spider in the living room…..
As soon as the pressure from your foot goes onto the spider and you pick your foot back up again there’s the spider, pressed against the floor all out of life. UGH!! Another terrible encounter with a spider was while I was washing my hands in a bathroom in a restaurant. I came across this humongous spider just crawling around on the floor. At first I didn’t really notice but after dropping my phone on the floor I saw this weird looking creature is the spider is inches away from my phone. I grabbed quicker than you wouldn’t think and headed for the door. Whilst was trying to get pass the spider it seemed as if it kept following me, trying to keep me there ….
OH MY GOOD! It’s just great! Just wonderful! Terrific! The stupid spiders find no other place but your own head of hair to land on. That’s not eve half the story. The most embarrassing thing is when you start jumping up and down like a lunatic on the loose. I just hate the look random people, who you don’t even know, give to you. Nevertheless it does get the atrocious thing out of your hair is but you still have to sit there with that lucky feeling in your hair (until you was it of course). And, AND on the top of all of that to know the fact that human beings is actual people have these things as pets is unbelievable. How could any normal human be able to