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Kelsey
8 October 2013
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The Intoxicated Drunks
“Why am I naked? Why my throat is sore and why is there puke all over me? Where am I right now and why am I here?” These are the types of question that an intoxicated person usually find themselves asking after they have been drinking the night prior.
Strolling into the after prom party, pass midnight; my friends and I enter through these gigantic mahogany doors into a house from the 21st century one that looks like Tony Starks’ house from Iron man. If you aren’t sure how his house looks like, the house windows weren’t just the standard size 3’ by 4’ but instead they were completely ceiling to floor stained glasses. This house had the beautiful kitchen with modernized wood, with an island in the middle of the kitchen. But all this beauty was tainted by a wide range of intoxicated people.
To the right corner of the house was the dining room with a glass dining table seated for 8 but now is set up with a beer pong tournament with 22 bright red solo cups. This game was for the school jocks, the football players with their gold and brown leather man jackets that had their numbers sewed into the back. Each time a member would make a cup the jocks jump and bad mouth the opposing team. While spilling their cheap beer on each other making the dining room smell of beer gone bad.
But I noticed a scrawny kid about maybe 5 feet 6, but I couldn’t really tell from his posture. His back was hunched over as if he had carried a ton of books for the past four years. This kid had a scruffy look like Scooby in the childhood cartoon Scooby-Doo. His hair was a dirty blond with broken glasses and tape in the middle because someone had broken them on purpose. What struck me to disgust was the left over puke in his hair and on his Green Day shirt I’m guessing from trying to impress the jocks by doing a keg stand and couldn’t handle it.
I strut my way to the bathroom to see how my outfit turned out to be after trying to quickly slide into my black mini dress but as I pull the door knob it quickly shuts on me. I may have muttered some foul language to the person on the opposite side of the door. But as soon as I stopped muttering to myself I heard a silent covered up sob and I gently knocked on the door wondering if the person was alright. I slowly crack open the door and see a light skinned girl but a hint of a fake tan for the prom, her Maybelline mascara had been running down her cheeks due from the crying. “Uh oh” I thought to myself “the girl who cries as soon as she is drunk and starts crying about past experiences,” “what have I got myself into to?” She had a pink strapless dress with black peep toe heels about 5 inches, taking a wild guess trying to impress the ex-boyfriend who happened to show up with a different girl. I hand her some toilet paper, quickly glance at the mirror to check myself out and walk out of the bathroom.
As I’m walking out from the bathroom I hear a loud shatter, coming from the china dishes that some buffoons had decided to play hot potato with one, the now intoxicated dirt bags from school. One kid had a black hoodie which smelled like someone had forgotten to put the wet soaks to wash. He wore dark ripped blue jeans with black and white converses and a surprisingly big black mark on his right eye. The other guy maybe about 6 feet 3 Caucasian had on a white express buttoned up shirt but with a bit of stained blood on the collar. Maybe from a fight he had gotten with one of the football players from earlier that night. These are the people from every party who just go berserk and starting breaking and vandalizing the house just for fun and having no care in the world for the repairs that have to be made. And eventually would be the cause of the cops showing up and breaking up the party sending everyone off to venture through the night on their own.
These are the small variation of intoxicated people who kill the mood of the party, the football jocks, the girl who cried over past relationships, and the jerks who get the police involved. They are the people who wake up in the morning asking those questions from earlier.