Cinderella
Elle Stumpo
Mr. Flinn
English 3 Period 1
August 29, 2011
Bippity Bobbity Boo
So let me tell you the story of how I got everything I ever wanted. Well not everything I ever wanted, just got away from some goddam people that were insane and got myself a man. Did you know you have a fairy godmother? I had no idea I had one either and she changed my whole damn life around. So let me start from the beginning, not the very beginning though because I have got other goddam things to do in my day besides tell a story. Once upon a time, there once was a girl named Cinderella and at least that’s what they called me. I had the blondest goddam hair you have ever seen and I lived with two stepsisters and my stepmother. I was their goddam maid all of the time and waited upon their every need and ate the crappiest food scraps that they would leave for me. I could kill the people that were so called “my family”. I was very unhappy most of the time. There was also a prince who was in need of a wife to rule the kingdom with him and he was a damn good-looking, bastard he was. My stepsisters drooled over him only because they wanted all the money and power that came with it. Who really cares about that? Well I really don’t give a damn. There was a ball or a large dance for the whole kingdom and they were all invited. My stepsisters bought new gowns and shoes. I was afraid to ask that witch that was my new mother if I could go because I knew she would say no. It really upset me and I was damn near crying and I didn’t know what to do because I didn’t have my real mother or my father. I really missed my mother more than anything and a girl needs her mother in this type of situation and how come no one is ever there for me? My life sucks. That’s the easiest way to put it.
Then a fairy appeared right in front of my goddam eyes. I don’t know how the hell that happened but it seemed kind of phony. Was this a joke? Am I dreaming? What the hell is going on? This never happens to me. I never
Mr. Flinn
English 3 Period 1
August 29, 2011
Bippity Bobbity Boo
So let me tell you the story of how I got everything I ever wanted. Well not everything I ever wanted, just got away from some goddam people that were insane and got myself a man. Did you know you have a fairy godmother? I had no idea I had one either and she changed my whole damn life around. So let me start from the beginning, not the very beginning though because I have got other goddam things to do in my day besides tell a story. Once upon a time, there once was a girl named Cinderella and at least that’s what they called me. I had the blondest goddam hair you have ever seen and I lived with two stepsisters and my stepmother. I was their goddam maid all of the time and waited upon their every need and ate the crappiest food scraps that they would leave for me. I could kill the people that were so called “my family”. I was very unhappy most of the time. There was also a prince who was in need of a wife to rule the kingdom with him and he was a damn good-looking, bastard he was. My stepsisters drooled over him only because they wanted all the money and power that came with it. Who really cares about that? Well I really don’t give a damn. There was a ball or a large dance for the whole kingdom and they were all invited. My stepsisters bought new gowns and shoes. I was afraid to ask that witch that was my new mother if I could go because I knew she would say no. It really upset me and I was damn near crying and I didn’t know what to do because I didn’t have my real mother or my father. I really missed my mother more than anything and a girl needs her mother in this type of situation and how come no one is ever there for me? My life sucks. That’s the easiest way to put it.
Then a fairy appeared right in front of my goddam eyes. I don’t know how the hell that happened but it seemed kind of phony. Was this a joke? Am I dreaming? What the hell is going on? This never happens to me. I never