Chivalry Essay

Topics: Female, Male, Sex Pages: 3 (562 words) Published: January 11, 2011
You have heard the term, “Chivalry is dead” and you could never really

understood how it was supposed to be interpreted. What is Chivalry you may

ask? Well Chivalry was morals that taught honor, courage, respect for women,

and fear of God to name some points. Chivalry’s roots stretch way back to the

9th and 10th centuries, the system of Chivalry flourished most vigorously in the

12th and 13th centuries before deteriorating at the end of the Middle Ages.

Unfortunately, Chivalry is close to dead in the 21st century. Back then, knights

were on their quests to be everything a man strived to be. Chivalry was a

mixture of Christian and military ideals that Knights honored. Now a days, the

only mixture of ideals that males honor are pants below their butt and shoes that

match their hat. If the code had to be recreated for our generation, I believe it

would go a little something like this…

The female gender wouldn’t know what the definition of “heartbreak”

meant, because all guys and/or men would treat their women like queens. Men

would cater completely to women, faithfully doting on their every move. Being

chivalrist simply means being honest. In both sexes. Men and women must

never lie to each other. If either one lies, the other person gets to tie a cleat to a

bat, and beat the other person with it until they are satisfied! J Women must

also never pay for anything, ever. Women don’t have to work, unless they want

to. Otherwise, the male is the provider. If the male chooses not to provide, then

he will be sent to prison for life, and have to live in a 6x6 cell with a cold toilet

seat. That’s not comfortable, and there are NO second chances.

Another act of chivalry In our generation would have to be loyalty.

Women can’t cheat on men, and Men can’t follow their nature, (which is to cheat

on women). If either sex chooses to disobeys the rules, the rule breaker must

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