Chemistry Puns
Chemistry puns
With a wild imagination and a flair for puns, you will be able to use the names of many of the elements to take the place of other words or phrases. Some are very straightforward, but many of homonyms require a stretch of the imagination. Be creative and have pun!
1. Police officer.
2. Lone Ranger's horse.
3. If they are not here, they ___________.
4. To press a blouse.
5. Motto for an oil well?drilling company.
6. What should you do with dead people's bodies?
7. A fixture in your house with a faucet and a drain.
8. Wholenium x 0.5.
9. A ridiculous prisoner.
10. A burial chamber that weighs 2 000 pounds.
11. Guided or directed.
12. Grab that guy!
13. What do you do before you brand a steer.
14. A popular red or pink flower found in pots.
15. A Latin Mickey Mouse's dog.
16. Someone who helps people in distress is a good
17. After successfully riding a bronco, a rancher shouts, "I ___________ ."
18. What do you do if you are a big, dark cloud?
19. Speaking of beautiful mountains, you might say, "They ___________ ."
20. Funds from your mother's sister.
21. Opposite of hot.
22. A person from Norway, Sweden, or Finland.
23. A native American.
24. If people are sick, the doctor will ___________.
25. A wrestler holding down an opponent may have a _____________ him.
26. The kitchen on a Roman ship.
27. The police may stage a bookie joint.
28. A roll shaped like an automobile.
29. A person from Troy who only goes out after dark.
30. What a fatally wounded person says.
31. Boards that have nailed down to walk upon.
32. The ruler of Davy Jones' Locker.
33. What kings, queens, princes, and princesses do.
34. A name for a person who talks too much.
35. How to order beer in a German restaurant.
Pun Answers: There may be better ones out there…
1. copper 2. silver 3. argon 4. iron 5. bromine 6. barium 7. zinc 8. hafnium 9. selenium 10. krypton 11. lead 12. cesium 13. europium 14.
With a wild imagination and a flair for puns, you will be able to use the names of many of the elements to take the place of other words or phrases. Some are very straightforward, but many of homonyms require a stretch of the imagination. Be creative and have pun!
1. Police officer.
2. Lone Ranger's horse.
3. If they are not here, they ___________.
4. To press a blouse.
5. Motto for an oil well?drilling company.
6. What should you do with dead people's bodies?
7. A fixture in your house with a faucet and a drain.
8. Wholenium x 0.5.
9. A ridiculous prisoner.
10. A burial chamber that weighs 2 000 pounds.
11. Guided or directed.
12. Grab that guy!
13. What do you do before you brand a steer.
14. A popular red or pink flower found in pots.
15. A Latin Mickey Mouse's dog.
16. Someone who helps people in distress is a good
17. After successfully riding a bronco, a rancher shouts, "I ___________ ."
18. What do you do if you are a big, dark cloud?
19. Speaking of beautiful mountains, you might say, "They ___________ ."
20. Funds from your mother's sister.
21. Opposite of hot.
22. A person from Norway, Sweden, or Finland.
23. A native American.
24. If people are sick, the doctor will ___________.
25. A wrestler holding down an opponent may have a _____________ him.
26. The kitchen on a Roman ship.
27. The police may stage a bookie joint.
28. A roll shaped like an automobile.
29. A person from Troy who only goes out after dark.
30. What a fatally wounded person says.
31. Boards that have nailed down to walk upon.
32. The ruler of Davy Jones' Locker.
33. What kings, queens, princes, and princesses do.
34. A name for a person who talks too much.
35. How to order beer in a German restaurant.
Pun Answers: There may be better ones out there…
1. copper 2. silver 3. argon 4. iron 5. bromine 6. barium 7. zinc 8. hafnium 9. selenium 10. krypton 11. lead 12. cesium 13. europium 14.