Birth Of Prank Research Paper

As Christmas is upon us I wanted to share a theory surrounding the birth of Jesus Christ and how the whole Christianity thing started.
I am under the opinion that Mary and Joseph, the parents of Jesus have pulled of the greatest prank of all time, creating the way for future prank artists to create their art.
Mary, who up until now has been known as the "virgin mother" has tricked us all into thinking that the "god" of our world, impregnated her without actually......you know.....doing it. When really her and Joseph did the dirty deed and created a legitimate son.
Mary and Joseph were in the lower class of people in Jerusalem and were probably sick of being overlooked and stamped on by the Jewish powers that ruled at the time. They wanted attention, they wanted to be a force to be reckoned with. Now superstition and religion played a
Jesus' who had also been corrupted by his parents to go along with the lie and act as if he was the son of god, played his role perfectly. Paying off people to lie about being healed and cured by Jesus' so called "powers"
It was all going swimmingly for Jesus and his parents, and they had achieved their goal of fame and were truly loving it. Unfortunately Jesus was betrayed by one of his disciples , who had been lied to for years and had bought everything Jesus had said. Jesus was crucified by the Romans who had, had enough of his constant preaching about how great he is, and his so called god. But alas, it had been done, Jesus, his parents and the christian faith has been forever etched in history, making this the greatest prank, the greatest lie and the greatest hoodwink ever conducted in the History of this earth.
So as Christmas comes, I like to remember, not the birth of our lord and saviour as that is lets be honest bullshit, but the birth of the greatest pranker to ever walk the