Bill Crow Chapter Summaries

Bill Crow has compiled a great collection of stories. This book looks into the personalities and humor of the Jazz world. Being a jazz player himself, Crow is obviously familiar with the life of a Jazz musician, and he has written down some hilarious tales that Jazz players have passed on to one another. This book shows how the jazz world as it really is. The entire book is filled, page by page, with hilarious stories of pranks, goofs, getting hired, getting fired, stuff that happened while on the road, jokes, nicknames, and unforgettable moments while playing at clubs. It also gives you a good feel for what the lives of jazz musicians were like the camaraderie and competition, the struggles over money, and the terrible working conditions.
(I almost did during class.) There were many funny stories in this book. One of them was how Les Hite fires band members. Instead of firing just one person, he would fire the whole band and then hire back the men he wanted. He would say, "I'm breaking up my band, everybody's fired," and then say, "I want you, you, and you in my new band." He said it was better than pointing at one person and telling them to get out. That's exactly what happened to Dizzy. Another was when Basie's band was France, and Buddy Tate got the wrong interpreter. They went to Lyon and Jimmy Rushing was ordering for them. So they go to the restaurant and Jimmy talked to waitress to order some weal chops. The waitress goes away and brings back six hard boiled eggs. Jimmy talks to her again and comes back with more eggs but fried. They start arguing saying that the waitress can't speak English. She over heard the conversation and comes back and says, "Excuse me, what would you like to have?" speaking better then either of them. One of my favorite chapters was