An Essay On Satire In School
Satire
Satire
Marc Burdman
3/16/12
P.3
Marc Burdman
3/16/12
P.3
Anything from A-Z that involves school is a bad habit that I have to deal with. I mean everything about school annoys me. That means teachers, rules, and parking, finding paper to write on. I was saying to my best school bud Jared, the following questions. Where we were hanging out by the food truck complaining about how lunch is only 35 minutes and it just isn’t enough time to have lunch. It’s a hassle to get to school on time. What’s the deal with teachers assigning homework? Why do I take pointless classes that won’t affect me in the future? Why do I enable my teacher’s mind determine what grades I get on assignments? As my sixth grade teacher once told us, “ lets examine this further under our educational microscope.” To analyze and dissect this complicated matter.
What an immense inconvenience to arrive to school on time. No matter what time school starts, I always seem to be late. Jared was telling me that he is usually late to school …show more content…
Jared always complains to me about his math class and how he will never ever have to do any of that material in real life. People that take Auto shop at school actually learn how to work on cars and fix them as well. Take English for example. How is reading Huckleberry Finn written in 1884 relate to 2012? Many of the books we read are written a long time ago and I just don’t seem to understand why we wouldn’t be reading current books with newer topics. How is memorizing the periodic table in chemistry going to help me? Seriously leaning all of the different elements really doesn’t mean a whole lot. I know how to lift iron. I like sodium with my sushi. I know how to inhale helium at a party and change the pitch of my voice. History is history, history is not future. Learning my Spanish was benefitual. I use it to order the Quesadilla Especial at Taco
Satire
Marc Burdman
3/16/12
P.3
Marc Burdman
3/16/12
P.3
Anything from A-Z that involves school is a bad habit that I have to deal with. I mean everything about school annoys me. That means teachers, rules, and parking, finding paper to write on. I was saying to my best school bud Jared, the following questions. Where we were hanging out by the food truck complaining about how lunch is only 35 minutes and it just isn’t enough time to have lunch. It’s a hassle to get to school on time. What’s the deal with teachers assigning homework? Why do I take pointless classes that won’t affect me in the future? Why do I enable my teacher’s mind determine what grades I get on assignments? As my sixth grade teacher once told us, “ lets examine this further under our educational microscope.” To analyze and dissect this complicated matter.
What an immense inconvenience to arrive to school on time. No matter what time school starts, I always seem to be late. Jared was telling me that he is usually late to school …show more content…
Jared always complains to me about his math class and how he will never ever have to do any of that material in real life. People that take Auto shop at school actually learn how to work on cars and fix them as well. Take English for example. How is reading Huckleberry Finn written in 1884 relate to 2012? Many of the books we read are written a long time ago and I just don’t seem to understand why we wouldn’t be reading current books with newer topics. How is memorizing the periodic table in chemistry going to help me? Seriously leaning all of the different elements really doesn’t mean a whole lot. I know how to lift iron. I like sodium with my sushi. I know how to inhale helium at a party and change the pitch of my voice. History is history, history is not future. Learning my Spanish was benefitual. I use it to order the Quesadilla Especial at Taco