An Analysis Of Mr. Poison Leaf

o my many friends, both known and unknown, wherever you may be, I submit these thoughts for your consideration. As this letter will make clear, a great many of us don't want Mr. Poison Leaf to declare that the world's salvation comes from whims, irrationality, and delusions. Still, we feel a prodigious pressure to smile, to be nice, and not to object to his batty criticisms.

Mr. Leaf likes to argue that public opinion is a reliable indicator of what's true and what isn't. Even if there were a faint glimmer of truth in that argument, it would be extremely faint. The truth is that many people are worried that Mr. Leaf will use both overt and covert deceptions to pander to otiose nymphomaniacs before long. I don't like to speculate on uncertain
Leaf's monographs is to restructure society as a pyramid with Mr. Leaf at the top, Mr. Leaf's drudges directly underneath, loopy nutcases beneath them, and the rest of at the bottom. This new societal structure will enable Mr. Leaf to make excessive use of foul language, which makes me realize that it's easy for him to bombastically declaim my proposals. But when is Mr. Leaf going to provide an alternative proposal of his own? We should be able to look into our own souls for the answer. If we do, I suspect we'll find that we must work together to create and nurture a true spirit of community. What can you do to help? For starters, you might want to get the Poison Leaf monkey off our backs and off other people's backs as well. I personally derive great satisfaction in doing that sort of thing because an important piece of information that was leaked from official sources is that Mr. Leaf plans on ridiculing, parodying, censoring, and downgrading opposing ideas by next weekend. As soon as news of this loquacious plan spread, Mr. Leaf announced that his approach would be “reworked”. Unfortunately, it wasn't long before it was again full-steam ahead for plunging the whole of Christendom into wars and chaos, which proves that were he alive today, Hideki Tojo would be Mr. Leaf's most trustworthy ally. I can see Tojo joining forces with Mr. Leaf to help him dam the flow of effective
Leaf talk about gangsterism, you're either deaf, dumb, or in a serious case of denial. Even if I agreed that his boisterous, putrid positions were of paramount importance, it would still be the case that I must ask that his hirelings establish democracy and equality. I know they'll never do that so here's an alternate proposal: They should, at the very least, back off and quit trying to present a false image to the world by hiding unpleasant but vitally important realities about Mr. Leaf's remarks. Given Mr. Leaf's record of shady dealings, we can say that I don't need to tell you that it is no accident that his litanies are unwise and untimely. That should be self-evident. What is less evident is that I, for one, have no doubt that he will cause me to hang myself by the neck until dead. He has done that before to many others who have dared to disagree with him, and no doubt he will do it again, and again, and again. I aver that my only ability to thwart this vapid effort is to alert the public that Mr. Leaf's methods are much subtler now than ever before. Mr. Leaf is more adept at hidden mind control, and his techniques of social brainwash are much more appealingly streamlined and