Alternative endind for Romeo and Juliet
Once at the tomb, Romeo waited by Juliet's side for the potion to wear off. Suddenly, an intruder entered the tomb to visit the "dead" Juliet. He bravely proposed a fight, but Romeo explained that fighting made him nauseous, and the last time he fought, he had killed someone and lost the favor of the family of his beloved one. This highly relevant explanation made sense to the man, and so instead of fighting, he went to inform Capulet of Romeo's disturbing visit.
While this was happening, Juliet wiped her sleepy eyes and looked up into the face of her lover, for whom she had gone to all this trouble to "die." Romeo informed her of the intruder, and how her family would soon find out about their mischievous scheme, and so they decided to leave and booby trap the tomb, so it would seem that Romeo inflicted this curse upon Juliet's body before leaving, thus protecting Juliet's "death" and Romeo's identity, and revealing none of their impulsive and disconcerting lies.
And so the happily reunited couple left the land to live a new and carefree life in which they could dwell in each other's infantile thoughts and incredibly thoughtless love—if that's indeed what it was. They found a small cottage to live in and raised one child who they named Ludwig. Their lives were now simpler than their old ones, which led to a number of emotionally scarring fights for the small child, and eventually decided it would be best to get a divorce.
The house, child, property, and everything else they had owned were now in the possession of Juliet, or "Jezebel" (she had gotten a job as an exotic dancer to relieve stress when she was fourteen and make extra money for the baby). Romeo was kicked out and forced to live on the streets. He often raided people's houses in order to get food and clothing. In the end, he decided to attempt suicide with some poorly brewed poison he had stolen (he failed and is now in the care of a well-known hospital).
Little did the star-crossed lovers know, but
While this was happening, Juliet wiped her sleepy eyes and looked up into the face of her lover, for whom she had gone to all this trouble to "die." Romeo informed her of the intruder, and how her family would soon find out about their mischievous scheme, and so they decided to leave and booby trap the tomb, so it would seem that Romeo inflicted this curse upon Juliet's body before leaving, thus protecting Juliet's "death" and Romeo's identity, and revealing none of their impulsive and disconcerting lies.
And so the happily reunited couple left the land to live a new and carefree life in which they could dwell in each other's infantile thoughts and incredibly thoughtless love—if that's indeed what it was. They found a small cottage to live in and raised one child who they named Ludwig. Their lives were now simpler than their old ones, which led to a number of emotionally scarring fights for the small child, and eventually decided it would be best to get a divorce.
The house, child, property, and everything else they had owned were now in the possession of Juliet, or "Jezebel" (she had gotten a job as an exotic dancer to relieve stress when she was fourteen and make extra money for the baby). Romeo was kicked out and forced to live on the streets. He often raided people's houses in order to get food and clothing. In the end, he decided to attempt suicide with some poorly brewed poison he had stolen (he failed and is now in the care of a well-known hospital).
Little did the star-crossed lovers know, but