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4. Two Friends Went Hiking One Day?
4. Two friends went hiking one day. One told the other let’s stay in the city. The other however said lets go hiking in the mountains and he managed to convince his friend and hiking partner. Having got into the mountain they had a cry wooaahh. They looked and saw a massive Bear about 400 metres away. One of them started changing from hiking shoes to running shoes. His friend looked at him and asked him. What are you doing? There’s no way you can outrun a bear. The other friend said that’s true, but I can outrun you. You are lunch for the bear buddy. (luncheon meat) He then started running and outran his friend.

5. A Pastor and his assistant had a serious and bitter argument one day that turned into a fight. They head Pastor managed to prevail …show more content…
A pastor went to preach at a marriage seminar. His message was about Our things, our money, our car. There should be no more my and mine in a marriage. The Pastor received a financial blessing and decided to buy his favourite car. He went out and bought his favourite car that matched his taste and specifications. He then took the car home. When he came home his wife smiled, hugged him and said: Let’s go for a ride in our car. The Pastor replied what. It’s my car woman. I bought it with my money. My taste, my specifications. She then reminded him of him sermon at the marriage seminar. The Pastor realised he had been trapped by his words. His sermon. To make up he quickly replied. I was only joking. You know I love you. Let’s go ride in our car. The Moral: Think before you preach. Can you practise what you …show more content…
This next joke is speculation about what Jacob thought of Esau after stealing his birth-right…. Is food all this guy thinks about? Maybe he dreams about food. Something important as a birth-right over a cup of soup. The soup wasn’t even that tasty as I didn’t add much seasoning. He can be controlled with food. Like tying a rope around his stomach and dragging him about…..He is angry so I need to run away. However if he catches up with me ill pacify him with food again. This time I’ll make sure I season the food well and his anger will dissipate. This way a lady could use food to make him fall in love, food to get married, food to have children, food for everything. He might need to be delivered from
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