What Happens When I'M Bored - I Randomly Create Verses to This Poem

My Boyfriend variation:

My boyfriend gave me an apple,
My boyfriend gave me a pear,
My boyfriend gave me a kiss on the lips and threw me down the stairs

I gave him back his apple
I gave him back his pear
I gave him back his kiss on the lips and threw him down the stairs

I threw him over London
I threw him over France
I threw him over Disney Land without his under pants

He took me to the beach,
To see a pretty pearl,
But when I wasn't looking,
He kissed another girl.

I took him to the movies
I bought him bubble gum
When he wasn't looking
I shoved it up his bum

I made him lick the dishes,
I made him lick the floor,
I made him lick that piece of gum,
From the movies in '84

I went to my room,
To find some magazines,
And found him with a girl,
Who was barely in her teens.

I called my boyfriend's mom,
I even called his dad,
To tell them what he'd done,
And that I'm really mad.

My boyfriend say he's sorry,
I told him not to worry.
Because I told him he should run,
And shot him with a gun.

When my boyfriend died,
I got another one,
And this one was better,
Because we had a lot of fun.

Until one sunny day,
I found out he had lied,
He had a lot on secrets,
And this is why he died...

(Repeat song until the line "When my boyfriend died...")

My boyfriend then proposed,
And I said "Ok then, Sure!"
But later in the year,
I found out he wanted more.

My fiancé asked for children,
My fiancé asked for love,
But when we stood on a skyscraper,
I threw him from above.

My fiancé and i got married,
We had a little girl,
And when my child grew up,
She met a guy named Earl.

Her boyfriend gave her an apple,
Her boyfriend gave her a pear,
Her boyfriend gave her a kiss on the lips and threw her down the stairs

She gave him back his apple
She gave him back his pear
She gave him back his kiss on the lips and threw him down the stairs