Short Funny Story Essays and Term Papers

  • Funny Short Story (Three Year Old Mastermind)

    meaning: You Only Live Once. It’s all about living for the now and if a three year old wants to do anything, they want to do it now. With that said, my story begins on a quiet Sunday evening. Everyone had already been put to bed, even Mom and Dad, but I wasn’t sleepy at all! I rolled out of bed and toddled...

      485 Words | 2 Pages  

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    IT’S THE BUTCHER! An old woman was lonely. She decided to get a pet. She didn’t have much money so she went to a second hand pet shop. She saw many animals: a three legged cat, a dog without a tail, fish that could only swim backwards and a beautiful bird that could only say one thing, “Who is...

      3887 Words | 12 Pages  

  • Funny Story

    Funny Stories How They Forecast a Cold Winter One day in early September the chief of a Native American tribe was asked by his tribal elders if the winter of 2009/10 was going to be cold or mild.  The chief asked his medicine man, but he too had lost touch with the reading signs from the...

      1743 Words | 7 Pages  

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    The Raccoon & The Squirrel (The Priest Story) Once upon a time deep in the forest lived a raccoon named Simon who is a mischievous fellow that steals food occasionally from the farmer’s land. On every full moon Simon would quietly sneak into the farmer’s land and steal some of the ripe vegetables...

      917 Words | 2 Pages  

  • Funny Story

    threw himself off the bridge. The second guy hands the first guy the money.  "I can't take your money," said the first guy. "I cheated you. The same story was on the five o'clock news."  "No, no. Take it," said the second guy. "I saw the five o'clock news too. I just didn't think the guy was dumb enough...

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  • Funny Story

    CELIA CRUZ Cruz was born on the date of October 21, 1925 in Havana, Cuba. She was born as Ursula Hilaria Celia Caridad Cruz Alfonso to the parents of Catalina Alfonso and Simon Cruz. Her trademark quote was “azucar” meaning sugar in the Spanish language. She was the first female salsa mega-star and...

      447 Words | 2 Pages   Salsa music

  • It's kind of a funny story

    It’s Kind Of A Funny Story is a realistic fiction novel by Ned Vizzini about a teenager Craig Glinner who is determined to succeed. Meaning, getting into the right high school, the right college, and the right job. As for many, this is a very stressful thought. The pressure becomes unbearable. He just...

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  • FUNNY CINDERELLA STORY

    NARRATOR: Once upon a time there was a beautiful young girl named Cindelila. She had a cruel stepmother. STEPMOTHER: And…did you make breakfast? CINDELILA: Yes, breakfast is ready. STEPMOTHER: Did you iron my clothes?? CINDELILA: Yes, I did. STEPMOTHER: Did you clean the kitchen...

      847 Words | 6 Pages  

  • Its Kind of a Funny Story Response

    Title: It’s Kind Of A Funny Story Author: Ned Vizzini Date Started: 4th April Date Finished: 6th May Text Type: Novel Genre: Drama Country of Origin: America Craig Gilner is a clinically depressed teenager. He gets accepted into exclusive school in Manhattan, promising him a good future if he...

      1346 Words | 4 Pages  

  • Short Story

    JT Buelow 1st Hour Wright My Letter to Lebron James Growing up with a dad who was All-State for Basketball, and a Grandfather who played Division I basketball; I was always expected to be good at ball. I was always decent but never quite lived to expectations. When I turned 12 years old, I was...

      329 Words | 2 Pages  

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    Part one: The three short stories- When Grizzlies Walked Upright, The Earth on Turtle’s Back, and The Navajo Origin Legend – all share a similar concept. The story The Earth on Turtle’s Back talks about before Earth even existed everything was water and there were birds and animals that swam around...

      726 Words | 2 Pages   Creation myth, Navajo people

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    The Son’s Veto Thomas Hardy Sophy is an upper class woman with a lower class background who is used to working class expectations and 'not up to the standard of the upper class'. Sophy had worked as a maid in the house of the reverend as a young girl and after his first wife died had stayed to look...

      433 Words | 2 Pages  

  • Short Story

    A short story is a brief work of literature, usually written in narrative prose.[1] Emerging from earlier oral storytelling traditions in the 17th century, the short story has grown to encompass a body of work so diverse as to defy easy characterization. At its most prototypical the short story features...

      300 Words | 1 Pages   Short story, Literature, Narrative, Genre

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    judgments about those shadows while his vision was still dim, before his eyes had recovered, and if the time needed for getting accustomed were not at all short, wouldn't he be the source of laughter, and wouldn't it be said of him that he went up and came back with his eyes corrupted and that it's not even...

      2157 Words | 6 Pages   Analogy of the Divided Line, Theory of Forms, Phaedo, Analogy of the Sun

  • Short Story

    Imaginative Text – Short Story Unit: The Gold Watch Hope on the Battlefield By Sarah Ryland As the evening skies embraced hints of aqua and cobalt, Mark strode through the raw deserted grounds and reminisced about what had once been. Not a day below 60, Mark was rather feeble in his stance, with...

      1096 Words | 3 Pages  

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    trap of fools” -the speaker says that sometimes people will twist your truths into lies just to make fun of you so be careful with who you tell your story because people might have bad intention towards you. 8)“Or watch the things you gave your life to broken, and stoop and build ‘em up with wornout...

      2511 Words | 9 Pages   Poetry, Iambic pentameter, Rudyard Kipling, The Jungle Book

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    “Hills Like White Elephants” calls to mind the “A Game of Chess” section of T. S. Eliot’s The Waste Land (1922); like Eliot’s masterpiece, Hemingway’s story deals with the sterility and vacuity of the modern world. The boredom of the man and the desperation of the girl reveal the emptiness of the postwar...

      412 Words | 1 Pages  

  • Short Story

     Composition: Let’s KEEP THIS SHORT So you want to tell a story but you don’t have a lot of time to tell it. Maybe you have a really “cool” idea that doesn’t need to turn into War and Peace or The Grapes of Wrath or IT. This story can be wrapped up nice and neatly in under 2000 words (Yes, I know...

      2001 Words | 6 Pages  

  • Short Story

    Alex Cruz Creative writing Brian Anderson 1/28.2013 Dos Friends Walking up the old, odorous stairwell, I reminisced about the past experiences here chatting through various parts of the high school looking back when and my various classmates I glanced at where used to be old posters for various...

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  • Short Story

    like this. Brandon, my boyfriend, and his younger cousin, Jake, picked me up at Packers Bay in the ski boat. It was a chilly morning and I was in shorts and tank top and had only my towel to keep me warm. The boys forgot where the houseboat was parked in the lake. We spent the next hour and half searching...

      1162 Words | 4 Pages  

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