Short Funny Story Essays and Term Papers

  • Funny Short Story (Three Year Old Mastermind)

    meaning: You Only Live Once. It’s all about living for the now and if a three year old wants to do anything, they want to do it now. With that said, my story begins on a quiet Sunday evening. Everyone had already been put to bed, even Mom and Dad, but I wasn’t sleepy at all! I rolled out of bed and toddled...

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  • Funny Stories

    IT’S THE BUTCHER! An old woman was lonely. She decided to get a pet. She didn’t have much money so she went to a second hand pet shop. She saw many animals: a three legged cat, a dog without a tail, fish that could only swim backwards and a beautiful bird that could only say one thing, “Who is...

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  • Funny Story

    CELIA CRUZ Cruz was born on the date of October 21, 1925 in Havana, Cuba. She was born as Ursula Hilaria Celia Caridad Cruz Alfonso to the parents of Catalina Alfonso and Simon Cruz. Her trademark quote was “azucar” meaning sugar in the Spanish language. She was the first female salsa mega-star and...

      447 Words | 2 Pages   Tags: Salsa music

  • funny stories

    third guy sees a guy laughing his head off. He asks, "Why are you laughing?" The guy says, "I was cooking on my BBQ when I farted..." "What's so funny about that?" "It blew my neighbor's house apart!" Name, Occupation, and the Charge At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge...

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  • Funny story

    The Raccoon & The Squirrel (The Priest Story) Once upon a time deep in the forest lived a raccoon named Simon who is a mischievous fellow that steals food occasionally from the farmer’s land. On every full moon Simon would quietly sneak into the farmer’s land and steal some of the ripe vegetables...

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  • Funny Story

    Funny Stories How They Forecast a Cold Winter One day in early September the chief of a Native American tribe was asked by his tribal elders if the winter of 2009/10 was going to be cold or mild.  The chief asked his medicine man, but he too had lost touch with the reading signs from the...

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  • Funny Story

    threw himself off the bridge. The second guy hands the first guy the money.  "I can't take your money," said the first guy. "I cheated you. The same story was on the five o'clock news."  "No, no. Take it," said the second guy. "I saw the five o'clock news too. I just didn't think the guy was dumb enough...

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  • It's kind of a funny story

    It’s Kind Of A Funny Story is a realistic fiction novel by Ned Vizzini about a teenager Craig Glinner who is determined to succeed. Meaning, getting into the right high school, the right college, and the right job. As for many, this is a very stressful thought. The pressure becomes unbearable. He just...

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  • Its Kind of a Funny Story Response

    Title: It’s Kind Of A Funny Story Author: Ned Vizzini Date Started: 4th April Date Finished: 6th May Text Type: Novel Genre: Drama Country of Origin: America Craig Gilner is a clinically depressed teenager. He gets accepted into exclusive school in Manhattan, promising him a good future if he...

      1346 Words | 4 Pages  

  • FUNNY CINDERELLA STORY

    NARRATOR: Once upon a time there was a beautiful young girl named Cindelila. She had a cruel stepmother. STEPMOTHER: And…did you make breakfast? CINDELILA: Yes, breakfast is ready. STEPMOTHER: Did you iron my clothes?? CINDELILA: Yes, I did. STEPMOTHER: Did you clean the kitchen...

      847 Words | 6 Pages  

  • Short Story

    like he was overly excited. Without too much thought about it, Jenny waited as Dave attached the plow, and led Jenny to the fields. After a few short minutes, they arrived at the fields down by the woods. From there, Jenny began her usual route for this particular part of the fields. But for some...

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  • Short Story

    never have to bear this pain, they did it all for him. His mother now in tears, she hugged him. “We didn’t have time to redo your old room in such short notice.” It all made sense to him now, all the pictures of him on the walls, the subtle looks of happiness on their faces he caught throughout the...

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  • Short Story

    The Chapel I sat in was lined with wooden pews, unadorned as befitted the sombre mood. Inside the atmosphere was oppressive and a faint mustiness hung in the air. I was vaguely aware of the murmurs and rustlings of the other mourners as they took their seats. I dabbed my eyes with the hanker-chief as...

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  • Short Story

    Short Storyshort story is a brief work of literature, usually written in narrative prose. Emerging from earlier oral storytelling traditions in the 17th century, the short story has grown to encompass a body of work so diverse as to defy easy characterization. At its most prototypical the short story...

      1222 Words | 3 Pages   Tags: Short story, Novel, Plot (narrative), Chivalric romance

  • Short story

    A Bushrangers Fury Her eyes are bulging; her mouth opened wide revealing her tongue as it protrudes over her lower lip. Looking into her eyes I see them begging me to free her as I squeeze her neck even more tightly forcing tears to stream down her face like an angry waterfall. Finally I feel her...

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  • Short Stories

    Gorov Mrs. Dennis English III honors 14 October 2011 The Short Stories Quiet, But Aggressive Approach Novels are superfluous while short stories strive for flawlessness, ensuring meticulously picked details and succinct plots. The short story utilizes the complex and vivid words the English language...

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  • Short Story

    SI can remember that day when I was ten years old. I was going to the primary school with my friends by bus as every day in the morning. On that day, I leaved home at six a.m. and got to the bus. After that, I saw a strange man was following us in his car. He was about 40 years old with dirty clothes...

      273 Words | 1 Pages  

  • Short Story

    The Nursery August 31st, 1988 Beautiful cartoon clouds covered the wallpaper, giving the room the illusion that it was up in the sky. The wallpaper was immaculately placed, not a single crease of excess glue was to be seen. In the center of the room, pictures of the family had just been placed...

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  • A short story

    Ramazan was a thirteen years old boy. He was at a secondary school in Hüyük. He was very clever but he was also naughty. Ramazan was the only child of the family. He didn’t have any sisters and brothers, so he sometimes used to feel himself alone at home . He had only a few friends from school...

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  • short story

    It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife. However little known the feelings or views of such a man may be on his first entering a neighbourhood, this truth is so well fixed in the minds of the surrounding families, that he is...

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