Short Funny Story Essays and Term Papers

  • Funny Short Story (Three Year Old Mastermind)

    meaning: You Only Live Once. It’s all about living for the now and if a three year old wants to do anything, they want to do it now. With that said, my story begins on a quiet Sunday evening. Everyone had already been put to bed, even Mom and Dad, but I wasn’t sleepy at all! I rolled out of bed and toddled...

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  • Funny Stories

    IT’S THE BUTCHER! An old woman was lonely. She decided to get a pet. She didn’t have much money so she went to a second hand pet shop. She saw many animals: a three legged cat, a dog without a tail, fish that could only swim backwards and a beautiful bird that could only say one thing, “Who is...

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  • Funny story

    The Raccoon & The Squirrel (The Priest Story) Once upon a time deep in the forest lived a raccoon named Simon who is a mischievous fellow that steals food occasionally from the farmer’s land. On every full moon Simon would quietly sneak into the farmer’s land and steal some of the ripe vegetables...

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  • Funny Story

    CELIA CRUZ Cruz was born on the date of October 21, 1925 in Havana, Cuba. She was born as Ursula Hilaria Celia Caridad Cruz Alfonso to the parents of Catalina Alfonso and Simon Cruz. Her trademark quote was “azucar” meaning sugar in the Spanish language. She was the first female salsa mega-star and...

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  • funny stories

    third guy sees a guy laughing his head off. He asks, "Why are you laughing?" The guy says, "I was cooking on my BBQ when I farted..." "What's so funny about that?" "It blew my neighbor's house apart!" Name, Occupation, and the Charge At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge...

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  • Funny Story

    Funny Stories How They Forecast a Cold Winter One day in early September the chief of a Native American tribe was asked by his tribal elders if the winter of 2009/10 was going to be cold or mild.  The chief asked his medicine man, but he too had lost touch with the reading signs from the...

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  • Funny Story

    threw himself off the bridge. The second guy hands the first guy the money.  "I can't take your money," said the first guy. "I cheated you. The same story was on the five o'clock news."  "No, no. Take it," said the second guy. "I saw the five o'clock news too. I just didn't think the guy was dumb enough...

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  • It's kind of a funny story

    It’s Kind Of A Funny Story is a realistic fiction novel by Ned Vizzini about a teenager Craig Glinner who is determined to succeed. Meaning, getting into the right high school, the right college, and the right job. As for many, this is a very stressful thought. The pressure becomes unbearable. He just...

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  • FUNNY CINDERELLA STORY

    NARRATOR: Once upon a time there was a beautiful young girl named Cindelila. She had a cruel stepmother. STEPMOTHER: And…did you make breakfast? CINDELILA: Yes, breakfast is ready. STEPMOTHER: Did you iron my clothes?? CINDELILA: Yes, I did. STEPMOTHER: Did you clean the kitchen...

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  • Its Kind of a Funny Story Response

    Title: It’s Kind Of A Funny Story Author: Ned Vizzini Date Started: 4th April Date Finished: 6th May Text Type: Novel Genre: Drama Country of Origin: America Craig Gilner is a clinically depressed teenager. He gets accepted into exclusive school in Manhattan, promising him a good future if he...

    1346 Words | 4 Pages

  • Short Story

    STORY OF MAYKAPAL In the beginning, the sky was very low; it was possible to touch it with a long bamboo pole. Because of this proximity, everything on earth was burnt by the intense heat of the sun. The rivers and the seas were boiling tremendously. Then suddenly from nowhere, a huge man appeared...

    344 Words | 1 Pages

  • Short Story

    happened and saw the men dragging the soldier through the mud and into the back of a stolen U.S. PR truck.  He had always heard the gut wrenching stories of being a POW but now his fellow soldier would experience them firsthand.  He couldn’t let it happen, Danny was ready to do whatever he had to, to...

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  • Short Story

    said ‘Lets get home, partner – want to give Lylah a huge kiss before she goes to school”. Kraai eased into the highway and Scott settled in for the short drive. ~ Sophia...

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  • Short Story

    seen it all, heard it all and knows it all. So when I decide not to obey any of the two million rules he just read me, I will return to prison--end of story. Stupid thought, right? After listening to how the drug testing system works and my need to find a job, I am allowed to ask a question. I have so many...

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  • Short Story

    It all started on April the 26th. It was the birthday of Lucas, my younger brother. I celebrated it as always. I sat down in front of the chimney with a glass of scotch and thought about old times. Then I cried. It was the only day of the year where I showed a bit of weakness. After a few glasses I went...

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  • Short Story

    9.1 Short Story – first draft When I was just a little girl I got lost at a flea market. I was holding hands with my dad – at least I thought it was my dad. But then I looked up and saw the totally unfamiliar face of an apparently very surprised man that has definitely not been my dad. That was the...

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  • Short Story

    A short story concentrates on creating a single dynamic effect and is limited in character and situation. It is a language of maximum yet economical effect. Every word must do a job, sometimes several jobs. Short stories are filled with numerous language and sound devices. These language and sound devices...

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  • short story

    I haven’t even eaten today, its 1:00pm. He tells me to sit in the chair across the room, and I do it without question. I do everything he says without question. I can’t feel my legs, but they move over to the chair, I sit. I don’t want to look at the woman at the desk; I don’t want to see the ambiguity...

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  • Short Story

    Would you like to hear a story? I am the master of storytelling. Ready? I will begin. The book fell from her cold, shaking fingers, her pupils dilated in fear. She screamed. A silent scream that no one heard. I have not been clear. My apologies. Come with me, I will show you. From the beginning...

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  • In the short story

    In the short story, Lamb to the Slaughter by Roald Dahl, Dahl uses the literarydevices of dramatic irony, foreshadowing, and imagery to depict a dark comedy bygrasping the idea of a tragedy becoming humorous.There are multiple uses and examples of irony throughout this short story thatrelate to the...

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