Short Funny Story Essays and Term Papers

  • Funny Short Story (Three Year Old Mastermind)

    meaning: You Only Live Once. It’s all about living for the now and if a three year old wants to do anything, they want to do it now. With that said, my story begins on a quiet Sunday evening. Everyone had already been put to bed, even Mom and Dad, but I wasn’t sleepy at all! I rolled out of bed and toddled...

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  • Funny Stories

    IT’S THE BUTCHER! An old woman was lonely. She decided to get a pet. She didn’t have much money so she went to a second hand pet shop. She saw many animals: a three legged cat, a dog without a tail, fish that could only swim backwards and a beautiful bird that could only say one thing, “Who is...

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  • Funny story

    The Raccoon & The Squirrel (The Priest Story) Once upon a time deep in the forest lived a raccoon named Simon who is a mischievous fellow that steals food occasionally from the farmer’s land. On every full moon Simon would quietly sneak into the farmer’s land and steal some of the ripe vegetables...

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  • Funny Story

    CELIA CRUZ Cruz was born on the date of October 21, 1925 in Havana, Cuba. She was born as Ursula Hilaria Celia Caridad Cruz Alfonso to the parents of Catalina Alfonso and Simon Cruz. Her trademark quote was “azucar” meaning sugar in the Spanish language. She was the first female salsa mega-star and...

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  • funny stories

    third guy sees a guy laughing his head off. He asks, "Why are you laughing?" The guy says, "I was cooking on my BBQ when I farted..." "What's so funny about that?" "It blew my neighbor's house apart!" Name, Occupation, and the Charge At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge...

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  • Funny Story

    Funny Stories How They Forecast a Cold Winter One day in early September the chief of a Native American tribe was asked by his tribal elders if the winter of 2009/10 was going to be cold or mild.  The chief asked his medicine man, but he too had lost touch with the reading signs from the...

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  • Funny Story

    threw himself off the bridge. The second guy hands the first guy the money.  "I can't take your money," said the first guy. "I cheated you. The same story was on the five o'clock news."  "No, no. Take it," said the second guy. "I saw the five o'clock news too. I just didn't think the guy was dumb enough...

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  • It's kind of a funny story

    It’s Kind Of A Funny Story is a realistic fiction novel by Ned Vizzini about a teenager Craig Glinner who is determined to succeed. Meaning, getting into the right high school, the right college, and the right job. As for many, this is a very stressful thought. The pressure becomes unbearable. He just...

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  • Its Kind of a Funny Story Response

    Title: It’s Kind Of A Funny Story Author: Ned Vizzini Date Started: 4th April Date Finished: 6th May Text Type: Novel Genre: Drama Country of Origin: America Craig Gilner is a clinically depressed teenager. He gets accepted into exclusive school in Manhattan, promising him a good future if he...

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  • FUNNY CINDERELLA STORY

    NARRATOR: Once upon a time there was a beautiful young girl named Cindelila. She had a cruel stepmother. STEPMOTHER: And…did you make breakfast? CINDELILA: Yes, breakfast is ready. STEPMOTHER: Did you iron my clothes?? CINDELILA: Yes, I did. STEPMOTHER: Did you clean the kitchen...

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  • Short Story

    Patience Jones November 12, 2012 Short Story Corrections Everything Matters Everything Matters “Shay! How are you?” asked Leah. Leah and Shay were cousins, but they acted like sisters. Shay and Leah lived together and were both in college. Shay had just gotten back from a vacation in Cuba. ...

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  • Short Story

    want to be considered disrespectful.” I then proceeded to invite her to come back to my house for tea, she gladly accepted. We sat there telling stories and reminiscing over childhood memories. She told me she had moved away from her family, that she needed an adventure. Our eyes connected for a brief...

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  • Short Story

    Short Story Assessment Choose one activity to complete from the short stories read in class. All of these activities require that you combine information provided with creative output. Do not change the facts, characters, or themes of the stories. However, you may fill in blank spots with added information...

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  • Short Stories

    English 4/11/13 Short Stories The two short stories I’ve read are The Tell-Tale Heart by Edgar Allen Poe and The Necklace by Guy De Maussant. In the other story The Tell Tale Heart, the narrator is berserk as a man could ever be. In The Tell Tale Heart the man is trying to convince his audience/...

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  • Short Story

    the shop • Ato – the foreman II. Setting  The places where the story happened were : (a) office; (b) cafeteria; (c) shanty that housed their bureau’s woodcraft; (d) side street / alley / sidewalk  The time when the story happened was: (a) Ten o’clock in the morning at the office and cafeteria...

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  • Short Story

    It was a beautiful fall weekend; the sunlight shined enough to provide just the right amount of warmth to make it the perfect picnic day. I was on my way to meet my parents for the annual South Florida Police and Fire bar-b-que. I knew that there was a chance that he would be there since a good part...

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  • Short Stories

    A curious child asked his mother: “Mommy, why are some of your hairs turning grey?” The mother tried to use this occasion to teach her child: “It is because of you, dear. Every bad action of yours will turn one of my hairs grey!” The child replied innocently: “Now I know why grandmother has only...

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  • A Short Story.

    ------------------------------------------------- Birds have hollow bones! Doesn’t that seem weird to you. HOLLOW BONES! Those stupid little creatures are so brittle! So, when I watched a bird slam into our class window in the middle of our history class (French Revolution), I screamed! Not because...

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    conversation as Jimmy himself calls it. Tuco lives in a mansion down at the other side of the town where the mayor and rich businessman dwell. Dressing in a funny monkey head sweat shirt, Jimmy was rejected by the security and also insulted by them. Jimmy finds himself very upset, and decides to return and come...

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  • Short Story

    A flight had just landed in the very crowded Houston airport. It was a very foggy, misty morning. The Journey from Belgium to Houston was long and uncomfortable, and Peter was cold, miserable and unhappy. Huddled up like a hedgehog, in his filthy black coat, he pierced through the crowd for a familiar...

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