HSC EXAMS 2012(shocking)
- Rumour has it that a British examiner came across this Mauritian essay while marking. An essay from a friend of mine in SC. His essay for Cambridge. ...
The title was something about describing a fight.
Here is an extract:
The sun was shinning in the blue sky. The weather was good. I was going to the shop. When i arrive the shop i see my friends are at bottom of the shop. They were breaking a pose. I asked what role my army. they say role petrol. What position you. I say me top net. I ask them put a serious to play football. they tell me later. my freind was raping a matching for his cigaret. the shopkeeper look him traverse. I have to buy many articles for my mom. I have a tent bazar with me. I get honted. i was going but my freind say he see me with his 35 yesterday. I say no. He say yes i was batting a glue. I say no. He say bush your bush you will know with me. I tremble like a leaf. i want vomit. He say you roding do galant with my 35 later i break you later. i want to escape but problem on me. a freind say hey you are a mary sauce you. I say hey i don't like your 35 me. but it is false. i like his 35.. i extra love her. but i when i pass she not look me. she look only man musculate. I must do gym a little. my freind start put with me. he start pile pile me strong strong. a mary piller i got i tell you. i am afraid he will break my bum. luckily suddenly the shopkeeper come. he tell hey stop do disorder here you don't have house. take your paket and go. later i telefone the police. my freind scared. he tell me you have chance you sapped today. tomoro you will know with me.
THE BRITISH EXAMINER IS UNDER TREATMENT ACTUALLY...xD
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