Vote of Thank on Annual Day Function

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@nt@:d0 u kNw "HoLI"SheR k0 keHtE He?
B@nt@:stoP JOkiNg yAR.
S@nt@:dkh tHAkuR Ne kaha thA K H0Li "cuB"He. . .=P;->   Submited in : Santa Banta Sms| Submitted By Zulqarnain From ( +923459088223 ) |
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yar ye t0u morning morning |
SanTA 2 BaNta
YaR Ye t0u MoRnInG MorNiNg bukS OThA K KaHA Ja rAhA Hai?
SaNta : yAr mAI EngLIsH sEKHnE JA rAha HN.
BANta:v0 ku?
SanTa:v0 muJhE KAVe(cRoW)Se coMpLx HOGya HAi.
BaNta: CRow Se ku yAR?
SanTa:B'Cz cRoW B eNgLISh bLta HAi.
BnTa:it's iMpOSBlE.
SanTa:YAR DKh siPmlE CRow blTA HeNA
COW coW C0W   Submited in : Santa Banta Sms|
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santa banta|
S@nT@ B@Nt@ TAlKNg:

S@Nt@: oY to kaM Ni kaRta tUje pOLice pakEr kR Le jAe gI?

B@NT@ :vo kU?

S@nt@:aik adMi kam nI Krta tHA Ose p0LIcE pakr k Le gYi.

B@nT@: KiS JUrM Me?

S@Nt@:KyUnkE Vo kaM ChoR Tha. . . . .=P;->   Submited in : Santa Banta Sms| Submitted By Zulqarnain From ( +923459088223 ) |
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santa 2 banta|
Santa 2 Banta Yar Road Cutting Ki Tecnolgy Aye Ha . .

Banta Kia ?

Santa Bili . . .

Banta Mazak Mat Kr Bili Kaise . . .

Santa Simple Sub Bolte Wo Dekho Bili Rasta Kutt Gaye Ha...=P ;->   Submited in : Santa Banta Sms| Submitted By Zulqarnain From ( +923459088223 ) |
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santa banta se tum|
SAntA BAntA Se TuM Ne MuJhE SuBhA Se 2oo MiSs CA|Lz Di Ha KyOn ?

BAntA Wo Is LyE MA TuJhE BhOAt MiSs Kr RAhA ThA ...=P;->   Submited in : Santa Banta Sms| Submitted By Zulqarnain From ( +923459088223 ) |
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santa tum meri shadi |
Santa-Tum Meri Shadi Me Aaoge Na?

Banta-Mai Un Logo Me Se Nahi

,Jo Musibat
Ke Waqt Dost Akela Chhod De.
Main Zarur Aaunga   Submited in : Santa Banta Sms|
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mujhe shadi me bmw|
Santa: Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He.

Banta: Pr Tumhare Pass To Koi Car Nahi He!

Santa: Abye Ghadhe,
BMW Ka Matlab

Bahut Motti Wife..   Submited in : Santa Banta Sms|
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v need a bridge in our village|
Santa- V Need A Bridge In Our Village.

Minister- How,There Is No River In Ur Village?

Santa- Oh Den,We Need A River Too!   Submited in : Santa Banta Sms| Submitted By Zulqarnain From ( +923459088223 ) |
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soch raha hu ki usa |
Santa : Soch Raha Hu Ki USA Ghum Aaun,

Kitna Paisa Lagega?

Banta : Kuch B Nahi

Santa : Kaise?

Banta : Sochne K Liye Paise Nahi Lagte   Submited in : Santa Banta Sms| Submitted By Zulqarnain From ( +923459088223 ) |
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santa was walking|
Santa Was Walking Thru D Forest

He Saw Snake Hanging On D Tree.

Santa: Sirf Latak Ne Se Height Nahi Badegi,

Mummy Ko Bolo Complann Pilaye..|

Judge: Y U've stolen money 4m dis man?
Sardar: My lord I've nt stolen money. He jst gave it 2 me
Judge: Whn He gave U money ?
Sardar: Whn I showd him gun ;->   Submited in : Santa Banta Sms| Submitted By Zulqarnain From ( +923459088223 ) |
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ive been sending|
Santa: I've Been Sending E-mails To William Shakespare...

Banta: William Shakespare Is Dead, Stupid...

Santa: No Wonder He Hasn't Replied As...
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