This is the funniest story I have read in my life. It’s very funny and interesting story. I got confused from the start of the story but that didn’t stop me from reading it. After reading 2-5 paragraphs I finally figured it out what the story is all about and start laughing. It was aliens talking about humans. The story is all about two characters with no names and the meat. The story starts when the two characters talking about the meat they’ve picked up from different parts of the planet. The 1st character said it’s a “meat” and the 2nd character didn’t believe it, says it’s impossible and then they argued about it. The 1st character insist that it’s a meat and the meat is been trying to get in touch with us for almost a hundred of their years. Then the 2nd character is beginning to understand what’s the 1st character is talking about and then they agreed with each other. The 1st character says I advise that we erase the records and forget the whole thing and the 2nd character agreed. The two characters thinking about if they really want to make contact with the meat, they’re not sure if they want to because they don’t know how to deal with it. They decided to pretend that there’s no one home in the Universe. The 2nd character said what we are going to do with the meat that is aboard on our vessel. You sure they won’t remember? The 1st character said they’ll be considered crackpots if they do and they marked the entire sector unoccupied. Then they agreed officially and unofficially that the case is closed and then the 1st character ask, any interesting on that side of the galaxy? 2nd character says YES, they spot hydrogen core cluster intelligence in a class nine star in G445 zone then made a contact with them.