Speech on Procrastination

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Picture this: you walk into school today. You aren't wearing pants. You aren't wearing a shirt. And you aren't wearing shoes. And, WORST OF ALL , when you walk into your first period math class, you have to hide in the corner so you don't get screamed at for not having your homework done ! I know that this has happened to NEARLY every single one of us.Thank you procrastination, for your lovely work. .. Don't you dare try "I forgot it at home" or "my printer wasn't working", ‘I had no electricity”. Come on we ALL KNOW THE TRUTH: you gave in to the "ULTIMATE FORCE", the one force stronger than the Jedi’s. The underlying power that will make or break your day tomorrow: PROCRASTINATION. And i think, that i should personally run for "Queen of Procrastination" but then again, I could still do it tomorrow. We all have done it, we all do it, but point is, procrastination might not be so bad.So the truth, I’m assuming for the rest of us, is that you haven't done the work today because you still haven't completed doing nothing from yesterday, and how can you leave that undone, that’ll, just be a horrific thing to do. How many of you fall into this category, I know I do.I mean, why do the work? If the zombie apocalypse is tomorrow then we won't have to do it at all! How great is that? You see, the dictionary will inform you that procrastination is “putting off doing something until a later stage. But in fact – procrastination is the incredibly amazing technique of gaining time to do the things you want. Parents and teachers may shake their fists and yell “procrastination” or “last minute job” or my mom Favorited…” story of my life” but let me tell you, procrastination is just another word for PRIORITIZATION.Ladies and gentlemen, despite my better judgement, I would like to begin today with a confession. I am a procrastinator. I procrastinate on almost all of my school assignments and assigned tasks in my day-to-day life. In fact, I even waited until the last minute to...
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