Shower with Your Girlfriend for Saving Water

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Garfield is an orange, fuzzy, tabby cat born in the kitchen of an Italian restaurant and immediately ate all the pasta and lasagna in sight, thus developing his love and obsession for lasagna. Garfield hates exercise. He is known for saying breathing is exercise。 In addition to being portrayed as lazy and fat, Garfield is also pessimistic, sadistic, cynical, sarcastic, sardonic and a bit obnoxious. He enjoys destroying things, mauling the mailman, tormenting Odie, kicking Odie off the table; he also makes snide comments, usually about Jon's inability to get a date. Though Garfield can be very cynical, he does have a soft side for his teddy bear, Pooky, food and sleep. Garfield Said.....

Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk?
"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours!
When two's company, three's the result!
The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. The jaw crusher and cement mill are running, just let them run! What I'm trying to tell you is that this is way more than just a homecoming for me. It’s not easy for me to express how proud I am to be here, with my Mom, my brother and my wife Lucy, and with all of you, at this amazing institution that is responsible for my very existence. I am thrilled for all of you, and I'm thrilled for your families and friends, as all of us join this great, big Michigan family I feel I've been a part of all of all my life. What I'm also trying to tell you is that I know exactly what it feels like to be sitting in your seat, listening to some old gasbag give a long-winded commencement speech. Don't worry. I'll be...
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