She Comes First

PLEASURING A WOMAN 101

INSTRUCTOR: IAN KERNER, PH. D.

SHE COMES FIRST POP QUIZ Are you Sexually Cliterate?
SHORT ANSWER – 40 POINTS (please provide answer in essay form)

SHE COMES FIRST
the thinking man’s guide to pleasuring a woman

1. Why is the tongue mightier then the sword? ________________________________________________ ________________________________________________ 2. Explain the “Jackson Pollock” lick. Compare and contrast with the “Elvis Presley” snarl. ________________________________________________ ________________________________________________
TRUE OR FALSE – 20 POINTS

The clitoris has eighteen parts, all of which play a role in the production of pleasure.
BONUS QUESTION – 50 POINTS

Are you ready to get down to business and “think outside her box”?

IAN KERNER, Ph. D.

Introduction: Confessions of a Premature Ejaculator

HE PREMISE of this book is simple: when it comes to pleasuring women and conversing in the language of love, cunnilingus should be every man's native tongue. As bestselling sex author Lou Paget has written, “Ask most women, and if they're being honest, they will admit that what makes them hottest and come hardest is when a man can use his tongue well.” But as with any language, in order to express yourself fluently, in order to make your subject sing and soar, you must be thoroughly acquainted with the rules of grammar and style. One of my favorite books on the subject is the indispensable classic Elements of Style. I don't think I would have made it through freshman comp, or survived college as an English major, without that slim, dog-eared paperback tucked away in my back pocket. In the able hands of authors Strunk and White, grammar was not simply made understandable and meaningful—it was made beautiful.

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Elements of Style exhorted readers to “write boldly and make definite assertions.” And in the spirit of that timeless classic, She Comes First will condense a wealth of experience and... [continues]

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