Satire on School

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Satire
Satire
Marc Burdman
3/16/12
P.3
Marc Burdman
3/16/12
P.3
Anything from A-Z that involves school is a bad habit that I have to deal with. I mean everything about school annoys me. That means teachers, rules, and parking, finding paper to write on. I was saying to my best school bud Jared, the following questions. Where we were hanging out by the food truck complaining about how lunch is only 35 minutes and it just isn’t enough time to have lunch. It’s a hassle to get to school on time. What’s the deal with teachers assigning homework? Why do I take pointless classes that won’t affect me in the future? Why do I enable my teacher’s mind determine what grades I get on assignments? As my sixth grade teacher once told us, “ lets examine this further under our educational microscope.” To analyze and dissect this complicated matter. What an immense inconvenience to arrive to school on time. No matter what time school starts, I always seem to be late. Jared was telling me that he is usually late to school like me because it is just such a daily hassle to wake up and get ready for school in the morning. Before I go to bed I have to set my alarm clock on my phone for 6 am, and set the alarm on my radio to play a song at 6:01, and set the alarm on the kitchen microwave to go off at 6:05. Ignoring its deafening noise, I struggle to get out of bed. Getting out of bed interrupts my incessant yawning. Enter my grating mother’s voice, “You will be late for school.” Her prophesy come true. I am late. Homework: The purpose is to practice what you learned in school. I have one hundred billion brain cells to absorb, store, remember everything I learned at school. Homework is just such a waste of time. . Why should I do homework about things I have already learned? The other day Jared told me, “ Why do we even have homework in the first place?” I replied, “ I am not sure, since I forget everything I learned at school a minute after class ends?” He said, “ That same...
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