Satire on Religion

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  • Topic: Islam, Bovine spongiform encephalopathy, Christianity
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  • Published : March 8, 2010
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Camerin Johnson
March 4, 2010

What is religion? It is a set of beliefs concerning the cause, nature, and purpose of the universe. There are tons of religions, but to name a few major ones: Christianity, Islam, Buddhism, Judaism, and Hinduism. Which one did you get on your throw of the dice? I was born a Christian and let me tell you the exciting advantages are of living a Christian life under the command of Jesus Christ. When you are born there is the great ritual called the baptism. Basically it usually takes place in a church and a priest gives you a free bath, but you should only go when you are really dirty. After this takes place you are ready to be a Christian. My favorite part of being a Christian is going to church. Every Sunday I have to wake up at 9 am to be there for 10, after a long night of heavy drinking at the club. Of course I have to be dressed appropriately, dress pants, shirt and bowtie. Near the end of the mass, my favorite part, we offer peace to each other by shaking hands with the strangers beside us. After the readings from the letters of the whole bible, just before the Eucharist, baskets are passed around to pay for the Holy Bread we shall receive. Once this transaction is complete, the Holy Communion is distributed. After the inadequate amount of only a whole hour, the mass finishes. If you are the type of person that is a health addict, likes taking care of their well-being, then the Islamic religion is for you. The Islam faith is a very fascinating one. The Five Pillars of Islam are the core aspects of the Islamic religion. The fourth pillar, "Sawm", which means fasting, is an obligatory act during the month of Ramadan. Muslims cannot eat or drink from sunrise to sunset. If you get a little chunky during the year, don't worry about it, losing those extra pounds will be no sweat. Additionally you'll save that $50 each month that you have to pay for your membership at Jenny Craig. Muslims follow a...
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