satire essay

The Darth Vader within Why do we breathe? To stay alive of course. The main substance that we benefit from breathing is oxygen which is necessary for the body, the heart, the brain and the blood. Without enough oxygen, we don't live long, hence the reason behind breathing! In general, everyone has a pet peeve, some people get irritated by wearing underwear; others get bothered by taking a shower; and, many other strange irritating quirks that may seem absolutely normal to one person but be extremely infuriating to someone else. You know what irritates me?! Get ready for this.. Nothing irritates me more than people who breathe loudly, as if they just ran a 15 kilometer marathon. Breathing is not a difficult process, all you need to do is inhale and exhale oxygen again and again. It's not algebra; it's breathing! So why in the name of God do people have to breathe so loud? Like seriously! I think I have made it pretty obvious, that I really detest when people breathe loudly. The noise of someone breathing is so annoying. I just can't take it, like we know you're alive, no need to remind us 13 times a minute, 780 times an hour and definitely not 18720 times a day. I understand if you breathe loudly because of a medical condition, but if that's not the reason then you must need help! Some people may say that I have a psychological disease called misophonia, but really it's only a symptom. Misophonia, which means hatred of sound, is a neurological disorder that has been triggered by anger, disgust, hatred and other similar causes. People that have misophonia are sensitive to sound like chewing, slurping, breathing and other noises made from the mouth. Thinking about it maybe I do have it. I believe that the first signs where visible during my early childhood, this all started when I was about 6 years old. There was this old man, who was a family friend, his name was George and every time he would see me, he would always pick me up, give me kisses on each