“If I were an Azkal, then you are my goal."
“Your dad must’ve been retarded, ‘coz you are special."
“Hi, you got raisins? No? Well, how about a date?"
“My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in."
“Are you on Facebook? ‘Coz I’d definitely click Like."
“You must be a thief, ‘coz you stole my heart."
“Hi, I'm Right... Mr. Right. You were looking for me?"
“Is your name Gillette? Coz you’re the best a man can get!"
“I’m not drunk. I’m just intoxicated by you."
“Hi, I’m Batman. Do you wanna see my batmobile?"
“Your legs must be tired, coz you’ve been running through my mind all night."
“Sorry, I forgot your name, can I call you mine?"
“Hi, have I seen you before? Oh yes, now I remember, in my dreams!"
“You’re like a dictionary. You add meaning to my life."
“Hi, my name is (your name), and you are... gorgeous!"
“Are you a tamale? Coz you're hot!"
“Oops, I think I lost my number. Can I have yours?"
“Life without you would be like a broken pencil... pointless."
“I’m invisible. Can you see me? How about tomorrow night?"
“Am I in heaven? Or do you just look like an angel?"
“If I were a gardener, I'd put your tulips and my tulips together."
“Your dad must be a terrorist, ‘coz yoh da bomb!"
“Was your dad an alien? ‘Coz honey, there’s nothing else like you on planet Earth!"
“Do you have a map? ‘Coz I keep getting lost in your eyes."
“Am I a bad shooter? ‘Coz I keep on missing you."
“Hi, you must be the devil? ‘Coz you're hot as hell!"
“Hi, I'm Superman. Can you read my mind?"
“Wanna bet 100 bucks you're gonna turn me down?"
“Kiss me if I’m wrong… but isn't your name (take a guess)?"
“Well, here I am! What were your two other wishes?"
“Hi, you look a lot like my next girlfriend."
“Hi, I know I’m a guy but I want to be Alice, coz your body's a Wonderland."
“Do you know how to drive?,‘Coz you drive me crazy.