Physics date
A Date with Jennifer Lawrence
I woke up that morning and felt happy, I didn’t know why, I figured it was ‘cause I had too much coffee the night before, but then it dawned on me, Jenifer Lawrence, the girl on fire from the Hunger Games, was coming to hang out with me that day!!! Holy crap!!! My house was a mess, I needed to clean it up, and my parents had gone away!!! I was sooo stressed out. First thing is first. I need to take a shower, so I get some clean fancy clothes, darn it, all my clothes are dirty, I’ll just wash them while I take a shower. My washing machine takes a good 30 minutes to be done washing, then comes the drying. While my clothes are washing I’m going to take a good long shower, I turn on my bathroom lights and get in the shower. When I get out of the shower I go take my clothes out of the washing machine and put them on, okay, operation “clean the house for JL” had started. I began by cleaning my bedroom, I first had to get my vacuum cleaner, I started vacuuming, that took me at least 2 hours because I ended up vacuuming the entire house. I was sooo tired when I finished, I had 6 hours left before Jennifer Lawrence arrived, what should I do to impress her? I mean besides talking about physics? I decided I’d make some coffee for the two of us, while all of this happens I remember that the A/C turns on every 30 minutes for 30 minutes, so it is on for 12 hours a day, then I remember to wash my dishes, so I put them in the dishwasher, which takes about an hour. We might watch a movie so maybe I should make some popcorn, so I use my Popcorn maker, that takes about 30 minutes to make. I look out my window and I see that I kind of need to mow the lawn, so I get my lawnmower, that takes me an hour, 5 hours till Jennifer gets here. I decide to make us some pizza, I get all of the ingredients, but I need to unfreeze the chicken in the microwave, when I get everything in the pizza I put it in the oven which will take an hour, I’m nervous because I only
I woke up that morning and felt happy, I didn’t know why, I figured it was ‘cause I had too much coffee the night before, but then it dawned on me, Jenifer Lawrence, the girl on fire from the Hunger Games, was coming to hang out with me that day!!! Holy crap!!! My house was a mess, I needed to clean it up, and my parents had gone away!!! I was sooo stressed out. First thing is first. I need to take a shower, so I get some clean fancy clothes, darn it, all my clothes are dirty, I’ll just wash them while I take a shower. My washing machine takes a good 30 minutes to be done washing, then comes the drying. While my clothes are washing I’m going to take a good long shower, I turn on my bathroom lights and get in the shower. When I get out of the shower I go take my clothes out of the washing machine and put them on, okay, operation “clean the house for JL” had started. I began by cleaning my bedroom, I first had to get my vacuum cleaner, I started vacuuming, that took me at least 2 hours because I ended up vacuuming the entire house. I was sooo tired when I finished, I had 6 hours left before Jennifer Lawrence arrived, what should I do to impress her? I mean besides talking about physics? I decided I’d make some coffee for the two of us, while all of this happens I remember that the A/C turns on every 30 minutes for 30 minutes, so it is on for 12 hours a day, then I remember to wash my dishes, so I put them in the dishwasher, which takes about an hour. We might watch a movie so maybe I should make some popcorn, so I use my Popcorn maker, that takes about 30 minutes to make. I look out my window and I see that I kind of need to mow the lawn, so I get my lawnmower, that takes me an hour, 5 hours till Jennifer gets here. I decide to make us some pizza, I get all of the ingredients, but I need to unfreeze the chicken in the microwave, when I get everything in the pizza I put it in the oven which will take an hour, I’m nervous because I only