Expo Period 1
10 February 2013
Born into a world of fast food and grease, people are falling to the humiliation of obesity. In the eighteenth century Jonathon Swift’s satire advised the poor people in Ireland to eat their children in order to survive. Today we suggest fixing our XXXXL size world by forcing them to workout.
One walks down the street in New York like a pinball hitting the bumpers, except the bumpers aren’t spring loaded pads they are fat, bulging, sweaty, overweight people. Instead of a side of fruit of salad plus size children are asking for fries and fried onion rings. Instead of walking into the twenty-four hour fitness, these obese animals are rolling in their rascals next door to the McDonalds to stuff their faces instead of working out.
“For first, as I have already observed, it would greatly lessen the number of papists, with
whom we are yearly overrun, being the principal breeders of the nation as well as our dangerous
enemies.” (Swift 210) In my travels I have seen the horrors of fast food and the marvels of a
good workout. The way to fix this issue is to get rid of all fast-food restaurants and in their place
is government funded gyms with mandatory workout lists.
“I can think of no one objection that will possibly be raised against this proposal, unless it
should be urged that the number of people will be thereby much lessened in the kingdom.”
(Swift 212)Another great reason this should be enforced because obese people today are the butts
of all our jokes and the more chairs they break and more food records they set it gets worse
every single day.
Such a Jurassic new plan would only come with positive result. The first and foremost is
a healthier America. Mandatory workout schedules and government funded gyms would provide
the opportunity for more jobs, more money for the federal government through taxes and the fact
that the biggest health...