Finding your going to the wrong Las Vegas, having to drive a car that looked more like a dump than a motor vehicle, and almost getting hit by lighting. Couldn’t be any worse right? When I finally got to my hotel, I realized that I was dead wrong.
Words cannot describe how horrific the place was, but I’ll do my best to get you close to what it looks like. Imagine your typical haunted house. Got it? Okay, now take that house, sink it in a mud hole, pull it out, and let wild dogs run through it. I think you get the picture.
After I had gotten over the shock of where I was to stay, Louis took my luggage up to my room, I gave him a tip, and he drove off. That was the last time I saw Louis.
Now I didn’t know what to do? This was not the Las Vegas everyones knows, this was the las vegas that people didn’t think even exist. “grrrr”my stomach growled.”Oh man! I am hungry”
I then left my hotel room and started to explore the hotel. I was on the top floor of the hotel so I took an elevator down to the lobby area. When I was walking around the only sound of life I saw was these guys talking to each other, but I couldn’t understand a word they said. So I left to go check their outdoor swimming pool. I knew something was going to go wrong at the swimming pool and I was right. “Wow!” I said so surprisingly.
There it was a 12 ft deep pool of weird-looking water with seaweed looking stuff all around. “Howdy” someone said.
There he was a crinkle-up little man sunbathing in the sun.
“Ummm....hey”I said shyly.
“Wanna come hangout with me?”hLas Vegas Trip
Who knew that a trip to Las Vegas could be so tragic? As a matter of fact, who knew that an all-expense-paid-three-day-vacation to Las Vegas would be a mistake to accept? I really should read the fine print - or any print for that matter, But when I called the radio station as the 95th caller. I won.
When I got to the airport, I noticed that my plane ticket was to Albuquerque....