Putting Your Face On
Have you ever woke up and thought that you needed a better looking face? Many women are very judgmental when it comes to the way they look compared to other women’s appearances. If you ever want to “put your face on” to look smokin’ hot or just to raise your self-confidence, follow these steps and you’ll be bringing the fellas’ home, or some of you guys may also be bringing the fellas home as well.
Before you even touch that sponge to your face, make sure your face is rid of that yucky morning eye matter; better known as “eye boogers.” If you apply make-up with to gunk, you might as well join the freakin’ circus or stand on that corner with your thumb sticking up, looking for a good time. If there is one thing that is disgustingly unattractive is boulders of slimy booger material in the corner of your eye, so make sure to rinse your eyes out properly. The next step to putting your face on is to get a washcloth and stick it under hot water, but don’t burn your dang hand. Put it on your face and rub it gently over all parts of your face, but in this order only: start with your forehead, work your way to the sides by your ears in case any sinus junk oozed out while you were sleeping, and then work the washcloth in towards your nose to wipe the top off for any remaining pimple excess, after you have completed that you can pick out your boogers in your nose; make sure you are fishing them out with the washcloth on your hand still. You may proceed to apply to foundation to your face after you have let your face air-dry. The most important factor to applying foundation is to make sure the color of the foundation is a match to the color of your face. This factor is extremely important to those of you who have more pale of faces than those who bake in a tanning bed. Whether you choose to do either bake or white-out, you must not wear a color that is either too light or dark. After your face is covered in the best invention since toilet paper,...
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