Homestuck Research Paper

The Future Developments of American English

"Write about a changed world reflected by its technical, regional, slang, or specialized language you invent". Alright, well to tell you what I think the future developments of English will be like, first… Let me tell you… about Homestuck. Homestuck is a very popular webcomic written by Andrew Hussie. It's about four kids who play this game called "Sburb" while twelve grey humanoids with candy-cane coloured horns called trolls play the troll version of the human's game called "Sgrub". The humans' and trolls' timelines clash and a mess that spans the entire universe of Homestuck is created. I would write more about it, since I have interest in it, I am not updated on the humans' and trolls' current situation. Another reason is even though the webcomic has over five thousand pages, IT'S STILL BEING WRITTEN.

What does this have to do with the development of
Well, what got me hooked to Homestuck are the dialogues between the humans and trolls. All of the characters have a different way of speaking, well, typing I should say (since they communicate in-game and through messagers). They all have a different typing quirk. And like I said before, some people will actually talk the way the characters type.

For example I loved Dave Strider, who is a geeky cool kid. Dave Strider uses the words applejuice, "in my grill", and the most popular "caw caw motherf-ckers". Now sometimes, I would always speak like how Dave Strider types and I would especially use "caw caw mother-ckers" whenever I saw a crow. I even had that quote on my phone cover. One day, my friend took my phone and looked at it (I don't know what urged him to do that but okay) and he asked me why I had that quote on my phone. Scared of people finding out that I liked Homestuck, I replied, "I put it there because I hate