It was a nice, sunny day. Windows down and the stereo up. Going down the highway at about 75 in the middle of the day! All was well until she looked into her rearview mirror; the blue lights were high on her trail. She pulled over, the officers came to her window, is there a problem sir? Ma’am you were speeding he says. Oh I didn’t realize I was the woman said. The officer asked her for her license and she replied, I would give it to you but I don’t have it. Why don’t you have it, he asked? Well, she says, I lost it 4 times for drunk driving. He then wanted to see her registration but she didn’t have that either. She says, ya see officer I stole this car and I killed and hacked up the owner. His body parts are in a plastic bag in the trunk if you would like to see. The officer looked at the woman, slowly backed away to his car and called for backup. Within five minutes police cars circled the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping onto his gun. He asked her to step out of the car, so she did and asked is there a problem sir? Yes there is ma’am, one of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner, he replied. Murdered the owner she yelled? Yes replied the officer, could you please open the trunk of the car. She opens the trunk revealing nothing but a spare tire. Is this your car ma’am asked the officer? Yes here are the registration papers for it. The first officer is in shock from what he is hearing. One of my officers claims that you do not have a license explains the officer. The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands her license to the officer. The officer examines the license and hands it back to her. The officer then says thank you ma’am, one of my officers told me that you didn’t have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered the owner and put him in the trunk. Oh my god says the woman, I bet that lying jerk also told you I was speeding!!